Jason

A big avocado tinkle berry head and has a crush on prince sparkle toes and is very gay

Oh Shit its a jason better run he has ligma.

by Qazwsxedcrfvqazwsxedc February 24, 2019

Jason

A dorky boy, who's smile brings out the best in the person who likes him. He's a bit of a nerd but doesn't show it often. He often mispells words but tries his best to correct them. Jason often likes to crack jokes or give people he cares about a hard time. He's a bit sarcastic but it's all in good fun. Has allergies to alot of things, and all around is a pure bean who should be protected.

"Wow! Jason's smile is so cute I could die."
You: "What do you want?"
Jason: "A 2005 ford mustang."

by Cori? February 10, 2019

Jason

This boi is cool af. Blonde hair, blue eyes, tall. Usually plays basketball all and runs track. He’s nice and funny and the hottest dude you’ve seen by far, and all any girl wants is for a guy like him to walk into her life.

GODDAMN, JASONNNN

by heheit’smebitch May 4, 2018

Jason

Jason is a person of shitty stature (jason rettig)(nhs)

Fuck off jason

by RetroG1617 May 9, 2018

Jason

Not finishing. Not having intercourse with someone while leading up to it all night.

-"Did you do the reverse Jason?"
-"No... he pulled a Jason on me..."

by jd_3 September 8, 2016

Jason

Jason a hot sexy guy. But he is not the best boyfriend he will screw you over no matter what and he can also be a dick. Jason also has kind side.

I don't wanna be around a Jason

by Lillylovesbuga January 8, 2017

Jason

Jason is kind of a nerd who nobody really likes except for his few friends. Jason is a wimpy kid and is really awkward, he does not get very much attention and is almost antisocial

"Omg nobody likes that new kid." "Really why?" "He's a total nerd his name is Jason" "

by CoolJay03 April 4, 2017