squinting like a wanking jap

The appearance of your face when looking towards particularly bright and sometimes low altitude sunlight .

For fuck sake Gerald put your Ray-bans on ,

You’re squinting like a wanking jap

by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023

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stans a fad artist who authored the pop album Chromatica

do you see that crowd of people holding the pink oreos? those are japs

by honeycore February 14, 2021

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Def 1: Shard jap is to bang someone with your fist, having them broken like a mirror, and causing brief overcome is which to offer low tolerance to any sharp objects such as broken glass and such.
Def 2: Shard japping is joggling into someone with a raw piece of any gem of kind with a sharp end, and embracingly having them stabbed ONLY into where it isn’t near the heart.

1:

Jack: you wanna go Shard Jap me bro?
Harry: I’m ready for you to Shard Jap me, bro.
Jack: Ok, bro.
Harry and Jack: *fighting furiously until one of them fall down and break like a mirror*
Jack: *knocks out and Shard japs Harry*
Harry: *breaks down like a mirror*
Announcer: Jack has won!
2:
Enemy: *walks around*
Your hero: *Shard japping to him*
Enemy: *looks behind* HUH?!
Your hero: *stabs them into the head*

Enemy: D-damnit....
Your hero: I’ve saved another easy day again!

by KablePosa April 22, 2019

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(NOUN, ADVERB,PRONOUN,INFINITIVE)
Jewish-American Penis
Alternatively can be known as Jewish-African Penis or Jewish American Prince

The rabbi ravenously chewed into Jesse’s JAP as he performed his circumcision.

by Babydill420 July 10, 2021

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A cool handsome boy. He gets all the girls. He's creative, intelligent, generous and all the other words you would use to describe a good person. He's great at sports and knows how to speak every single language and play every instrument.

OMG It's Jap!!

by oTGP January 3, 2022

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