People who are named Jan Pono are brutally honest, sarcastic, has the world's sexiest legs, overall super sexy and most importantly thicc.
Ava: Whow she's pretty thicc.
Ana: Chill out mate, but yeah I agree. Just look at her legs!
Olive: Hell yeah, she's a total bae! Her name's probably Jan Pono.
Ana: Chill out mate, but yeah I agree. Just look at her legs!
Olive: Hell yeah, she's a total bae! Her name's probably Jan Pono.
by Jamal Has the nine October 14, 2020
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by Bryn Benn April 16, 2020
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by PUSSYDESTROYER!! February 13, 2017
Get the Jan-Willem mug.Jan-Peer is an Aperol-Boy. He has eyes and is loyal. He is the kind of friend who will pick you up from the airport. Jan-Peer will break into your house do deliver important things.
Jan-Peer will very likely live at your parents house at some point during your friendship. He might replace you when it comes to your relationship with your family.
Jan-Peer will very likely live at your parents house at some point during your friendship. He might replace you when it comes to your relationship with your family.
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