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milky jugs

milky jugs are massively oversized tits which sag down below the belly and trip you up when your try to walk, and which leak excessively and make you slip on the juice
karols milky jugs dripped uncontrollably as she bent over to pick up her donut, causing many piglets coming over to suck on her tits
by phantom fiddlers February 14, 2023
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Jug

A person, usually a florida native kid who is still stuck in his high school ways who still only cares about weed drugs booze n bitches. They don’t see how much of a jug head they really are , they question why all these bad things happen to them yet they hang out with toxic people and are always into the wrong thing , pills, petty theft , robbing, stealing, tryin to steal your girlfriend. Also know as a clod
That guy seems pretty childish or a jug in my book dude.
by The Sith Lord September 21, 2018
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Jug

“Jug” is one of the many traditional, british terms for a pint, or a series thereof.

See also: Jars (n)

In centuries past, beer was served in earthenware jars, some of which had a handle on the side (See: Toby jug). Over the years, these earthenware jugs were replaced by metal and latterly, glass jugs, which gave rise to the euphemism we know, and love today.

Often heard in conjuction with “pop out for,” “I’m just going for a jug” is usually understood to mean that the person intends to drink as many pints as possible in a worryingly short space of time. This is so that he can give the impression, on returning home, that he is anything but the beer-soaked bar fiend he is and avoid angering “the management”.

The reasoning behind this “concentrated sesh” is because science has shown that women expect men to drink perhaps two pints an hour, not the fifteen pints that their husbands are desperately chugging in The Dog and Duck to render themselves anaesthetised to the horrors of domestic life. The studies have also shown a direct correlation between the amount of time spent away and the level of suspicion. Once the level of suspicion exceeds about 50%, the probability of World War III occuring rapidly increases to 1.
The boys and I have decided to pop out for a few jugs, back in an hour!”

“Sorry kids, your father’s gone for a jug with the boys; he won’t be back for another hour but I’m sure that he will be delighted to read to you as soon as he comes in..” (Not bloody likely!)
by WileyCoyotus February 23, 2018
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lemon jugs

used as another name for breasts.
wow that girls got some nice lemon jugs.
by foxymama3434 September 3, 2009
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Slutty Vampire Chug Jug

When the female sucks the male's penis with so furosity and power that all semen, blood, bile, shit, and urine in the body comes out.
Person 1: give me the Slutty Vampire Chug Jug

Person 2: you gon fucking die
by bigmike227 December 9, 2018
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jizz jug

When you take an empty coffee cream container and cream into it and either let someone else use it or use it as a replacement for coffee creamer (current tense: jizz jugging)
John: Dude, Marcus jizz jugs way too much!
Bill: Yeah, I think we need to get him an intervention.

Aaron: I love jizz jugging in my spare time.
Elena: Same.
by jizzjuggernumber1 June 29, 2024
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Jug

An absolute massive unit and tears up indies dangle floor and fucking slaps at warzone
That jugs a top man
by Jugson December 5, 2022
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