Suicide is your only option

very helpful advice

It appears suicide is your only option

by Asshead February 17, 2003

99 cent only store

A fairly good reputable chain of dollar stores. If you ever go to the dollar store, go to this one.THE place to go to get candy and chips and not get ripped off. Also offers value-priced batteries.

wow-all these part snack mustve costed like........ ahh-it was only 20 bux

by elvis on the toilet. would you like a sandwhich? February 18, 2004

Left Turn Only Circuit

NASCAR auto racing, in reference to oval track.

Tony is the points leader in the left turn only circuit.

by BTLS Fan September 21, 2005

i only shoot blanks

I have had a vasectomy (tubes tied) my ejaculate cum contains no sperms, cannot make you pregnant, therefore let us fuck each other silly

Hi Babe! We should get to know each other better - I only shoot blanks ...

by MrWhooHoo January 19, 2014

The only advantage of having children

If you think about it, when you and your partner decide to have a baby he gets to creampie her throbbing coochie

Yeah I want to start a family, so I get the only advantage of having children

by Kanifykid666 February 26, 2019

The Only One I Know

The only one I know
Has come to take me away
The only one I know
Is mine when she stitches me
The only one I see
Has found and aching in me
The only one I see
Has turned her tongue into me
Everyone has been burned before
Everybody knows the pain
The only one I know
Never cries, never opens her eyes

The only one I know
Wide awake and then she's away
The only one I see
Is mine when she walks down our street
The only one I see
Has carved her way into me
Everyone has been burned before
Everybody knows the pain
Everyone has been burned before
Everybody knows the pain
Everyone has been burned before
Everybody knows the pain
Everyone has been burned before
Everybody knows the pain

by Death Menace February 4, 2023

Rich but only uses sponsors

Mr beast

Mr beast is rich but only uses sponsors

by kidsaretasty September 10, 2020