I am so McGyver

I can do anything.

I fixed the flat tire with a hot dog! I am so McGyver!

by THE OLD FAZULE December 30, 2011

I am so J

A Phrase that states your overwhelming jealousy, or jellyness.

You just got an iPad? Dude, I am so J.

by Kyouten1 July 30, 2011

I am your father

What more can you say ? Guys say this occasionally to their children

A young girl had been seriously injured in a road accident. Her parents sat by the side of her bed for months. One day they thought they saw her eyes blink. Her dad said " I am your father "

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

I am not Willing to Smith

When a man does not want to be in a relationship with a whore, who only is happy after she has fucked somebody else and destroyed lives of other people.

P1: Hey man, that Jessica is hot, huh?
P2: Yeah, but I heard she sleeps around, and I am not Willing to Smith.

by vaniukas July 16, 2020

I am your father

No, that's not true!

Long lost dad: I am your father

Long lost son: No! This cannot be right!

by UltimateDoge August 6, 2021

I am a cat owner

if someone ask u if u own cat, say these words

u own cat?
yes , I am a cat owner

by see thru April 23, 2022

I AM YOUR MUM

I AM YOUR MUM

HEY KID I AM YOUR MUM

by HOMIE YT January 19, 2020