I am so McGyver

I fixed the flat tire with a hot dog! I am so McGyver!
by THE OLD FAZULE December 29, 2011
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I am so J

A Phrase that states your overwhelming jealousy, or jellyness.
You just got an iPad? Dude, I am so J.
by Kyouten1 July 29, 2011
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I am your father

What more can you say ? Guys say this occasionally to their children
A young girl had been seriously injured in a road accident. Her parents sat by the side of her bed for months. One day they thought they saw her eyes blink. Her dad said " I am your father "
by St. Ias September 26, 2005
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I am not Willing to Smith

When a man does not want to be in a relationship with a whore, who only is happy after she has fucked somebody else and destroyed lives of other people.
P1: Hey man, that Jessica is hot, huh?
P2: Yeah, but I heard she sleeps around, and I am not Willing to Smith.
by vaniukas July 16, 2020
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i am a little twit

Why did you say you are a twit yourself? Little twits are five years old. And they are very chubby, fat, and naughty.
Because I am a little twit, I accidentally clicked Download New Works.
by Gn Leumassy November 30, 2020
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I AM YOUR MUM

I AM YOUR MUM
HEY KID I AM YOUR MUM
by HOMIE YT January 20, 2020
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