scarfy's husband

Scarfy's husband is Ornament :D

"Scarfy's husband is who?"
"Your mom"

by Bloody_teeth November 23, 2021

hallway husband

A guy you see in the hallway everyday at school that you find attractive, but you won’t talk to.

Omg that’s my hallway husband!

by Peppa pig 🐷 November 23, 2021

welcome-home-husband-though-never-so-drunk

Yes, this is a word. It's another name for the houseleek.

"Why is there a welcome-home-husband-though-never-so-drunk on your roof?"
"What?"

by CToad7 ALT March 14, 2023

Husband

The man u married aka hubby

My husband is so annoying

by 459395 March 28, 2023

Husband in law

Ex husband of your wife

My husband in law is a pain when I see him with my step kids

by 459395 March 28, 2023

Mail order husband

A mail ordered to be married from a another country

Mail order Husbands ain't in love with you

by 459395 March 28, 2023

husbands and boyfriends

(to be abbreviated HABS): literally the male denoting counter-concept of WAGS

If men are allowed to bring their wags, why not let women bring their Habs- husbands and boyfriends?

by Sexydimma June 28, 2024