Grenade Horn

A horn that alerts all of Seaside Heights that there is a grenade walking around.

I spotted a grenade walking towards the club, so I immediately grabbed the Grenade Horn to warn all the club patrons.

by ThePerfecttSet January 22, 2011

PUBE HORN

When a woman's public hair is so unruly and unkempt, a pube horn may be required to help said woman into her knickers. Much in the same way a shoe horn aids a foot into a shoe.

Pass that pube horn lad, i can't fit my awful mott into my knickers.

by Jizz Master Cheesey June 28, 2011

horn swaggled

stolen; taken; five finger discounted; or otherwise jacked by a malicious being.

Whoever the hell horn swaggled my Kill Bill movies from the taperoom had better pray to God I don't foopaloop them.

by Nate & Christian June 16, 2005

munter horn

A vocal representation of a fog horn, that is sounded to warn others to the presence of a munter.

The ideal sound for a munter horn is a low honking, with some pitch variation and distortion, to make it almost as horrible as the munter itself

Rob
(standing near entrance): *hooooOoOoOOOooooonnnnnnnk*

Ian, et al
(other side of location): I hear the munter horn, danger approaches!

by greebowarrior April 30, 2008

horn dogging

the clean or nice act of being horny

"yesterday i was horn dogging so much, i didnt leave the bathroom for an hour"

by cthockeyteen January 19, 2009

French Horn

A sleek brass instrument that requires focus and determination to play. Made in Germany but after a misinterpretation of the F in the F horn, it has since been called the French horn. Its proper name is just Horn. To become good at the Horn, players must dedicate lots of time to master the air control and embouchure. The single horn has 3 keys, and the double has 4, including a trigger. It's not very well known. True professional hornists can play every single note just from air control, without the keys. They can also play 6 octaves! One of the hardest brass instruments to play. It also has the smallest mouthpiece in brass. Best instrument ever!!!

Imran: Hey, Ellie, why didn't you bring your French Horn mouthpiece?
Ellie: Oh no! It's so small, it must've fallen out of my case!
Jadyn: At least now our ears will stop bleeding from how loud you play.
Ellie: *glares*
Imran: Haha. French horn is the best!

by hatchet-wielding nerd March 12, 2020

morn horn

when u wake up wit a boner for no reason

i rolled over onto my morn horn

by kyle jaswal December 13, 2004