Halloween

The day before no nut November starts and you fap as much as you can.

1: I went 7 times on Halloween bro I’m ready for no nut November now
2: Nice dude, I went 8

by jackolantern6969 October 31, 2019

Halloween

The only day when you get to take candy from a stranger without possibly getting kidnapped

It’s Halloween time for trick or treating

by RebelGirl124 October 31, 2019

Halloween

The only day when you get to take candy from a stranger without possibly getting kidnapped

It’s Halloween time for trick or treating

by RebelGirl124 October 31, 2019

halloween

The day where you give kids candy with razer blades

I love Halloween!

by gayassmichael October 31, 2019

Halloween

Halloween, or All Hallow's Eve, originated in the ancient Celtic festival Samhain, which means "end of summer."
According to the Encyclopedia Britannica, the souls of the dead were supposed to revisit their homes and many people believed that ghosts, witches, goblins, black cats, fairies, and demons roamed the earth.
So, in order to protect their families and livestock during the coming dark winter months, the Celts invoked the help of their gods with animal sacrifices.

Enjoy Halloween 🦇🎃👻

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 31, 2019

Halloween

Halloween is when a bunch of fat little kids go running around house to house looking for candy.

Halloween night:
John: Hey look I got more candy! But what else do I have?

Savannah: diabetes.

by Sad girl 101 October 31, 2019

Halloween

The day before no nut November

“ bro it’s Halloween, so you know what that means. No nut November starts tomorrow “

by Megatron Man October 31, 2019