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hacking the matrix

What you say to pretend you are doing a lot of work when someone comes in and asks what you are doing, when you're really just slacking off or surfing the web (reading UrbanDictionary.com).
P1: Hey dude, what are you doing?
P2: (turns to computer and starts to furiously type) Can't talk right now, I'm busy hacking the Matrix.
by PJPlayer1 April 6, 2006
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Life hack

Life hack ,ME,johny did you know if you shut the fuck up it would BE QUITE

Johny, what a life hack
by Austin.idfwu June 30, 2017
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Hackdiggery

Any action executed half-heartedly, incompetently or without necessary precautions leading to unwanted or undesirable results. It is used as an expletive or descriptive term of actions past.
Bush administration's proof of WMDs was complete hackdiggery.

Traditional blood transfusions where veins were attached from the arm of the receiver of blood and its recipient could be considered hackdiggery.

Hackdiggery is the rummaging around for the cap of the toothpaste that fell behind the washing machine with the handle of a broom.
by Samuel Janzen April 6, 2006
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hackerd

Hackerd is usually the last name of a beautiful woman. Some may not like this girl(and they would be wrong to do so), but she is truly loved by all others. Even though this girl may never do it she looks like a goddess when her hair is up and she has her glasses on. She is one of the only few girls that have a real sense of humor, and her smile is beauty itself which brightens up another's day. The laugh that she produces is in its own way cute. Her green/brown eyes shine brighter than the North Star. She is fond of tattoos and piercings, but above all is more; extravagant, majestic, wonderful, and gorgeous than a unicorn.

If she decides to be someone's friend than they are blessed to have her presence.
Boy 1: "who is that beautiful girl over there?"

Boy 2: "How do you not know, that is Hackerd"
by raho January 9, 2014
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hackass

A hacker, typically in a game, who hacks and is a jackass about it.
That hackass joined our server and started trolling everyone with spawn kills.
by ISterlingArcher September 29, 2019
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cunt hacker

A term used to describe a person who is pissing you off, talking shit, or is just plain stupid.
by Durbridge September 10, 2006
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Hackin'

-Are you hackin' kidding me?!
-That's hackin' crazy!
by Charoo Jenkins March 2, 2008
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