Titties So Big You Gotta House Them

When the titties so ginormous you gotta house them for national safety.

Man 1: Yo, you check out Monique?
Man 2: Yeah Fam, titties so big you gotta house them.

by Rotitterie Chicken November 30, 2018

House of Cards

A Netflix original series starring Kevin Spacey as a ruthless politician who always gets what he wants. He rises through the political ranks by deceiving and jacking people over at all times. He will do whatever is necessary to hold office and that maybe include murder and even using his magic cock to influence the correct people. A must see television series for people who enjoy scandalous politicians who are corrupt as hell.

Person 1: Hey, have you watched House of Cards?
Person 2: Yeah dude, that show is awesome, especially when he grudge fucked Zoey Barnes.

by Mr.winky February 3, 2017

acid house party

Term referring to the parties and the gatherings of the late 80's which later evolved into raves. Acid house, a popular genre of house at the time, gave the parties their namesake. The music was much more moody and sinister than the now soft and pleasant music of the club and dying rave scene, and had a much more hard and machine-like edge. Acid house parties themselves took place in cramped buildings or warehouses, with low lighting and a trance-like feel.

"acid house parties are over, man" said the young twenty-something. "Raves are now in full swing."

by psytrancer June 30, 2004

monkey house

A foul place where visitors have been inside for so long that they no longer notice the stench.

Chris, from Project Runway: "Check out my fur-inspired line of clothing, it's covered in human hair!"
Tim Gunn (politely gagging): "I have this refrain about the monkey house at the zoo. When you first enter into the monkey house, you think, ‘Oh my god this place stinks!’ And then after you’re there for 20 minutes you think, ‘it’s not so bad’ and after you’re there for an hour it doesn’t smell at all. And anyone entering the monkey house freshly thinks, ‘this stinks!’ You've been living in the monkey house."

by Amanda Wilson May 14, 2008

House of Night

A better vampire/vampyre series than the Twilight saga. And should be more popular.

Usually reffered to as HoN by fans (like myself)

Me: (to a friend) Hey! Have you heard that the House of Night series might be a movie?
Friend: Seriously?!

Me: Yup.

Friend: OMG. Can't wait!
Me: *nods* I completely understand.

by randomvampfan July 7, 2010

House MD

One of FOX most popular TV series at the present. The show stars Hugh Laurie as Dr Gregory House; a genius diagnostician who doesn't give a shit about other people. House is blunt, abrupt, irreverent, rude but most of all; kick arse.

House MD is very worth watching.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I need you to wear your lab coat.
Dr. Gregory House: I need two days of outrageous sex with someone obscenely younger than you. Like half your age.

by starky March 27, 2008

Stripper house party

A variation of the traditional House Party. Hanging at a strip club until it closes and then inviting all the left over strippers back to your pad to shoot pool, do some toot, and strip.

Let's get a 12-pack and head to Deja-Vu and grab the ho's and have a stripper house party...

Let's grab Tiffany and Chelsea and have a stripper house party...

by B. Hanback January 26, 2008