Skip to main content

Home stallone

When someone traps their residence in such a way that it resembles the infamous house in Home Alone, however the mostly harmless traps are replaced with vietnam grade war crimes of traps that cause horrible agony and/or death, similar to those seen in Rambo, a character played by sylvester stallone.
Johnny got swated, but he had Home Stalloned his house so they never made it past the first floor. He's now going to jail for multiple homicides
by SnorterOfSocrates December 9, 2019
mugGet the Home stallone mug.

Retirement Home

A place where old people go to die.

The food is generally of very poor quality, and most of their time there is spent sitting around in chair, asking themselves:

"Why do they never come to visit me"

While at the same time staring into the eternal abyss, realising that they are at the end of their life.
"We sent Grandma off to a retirement home after Grandpa died."
by GDPYT November 28, 2018
mugGet the Retirement Home mug.

Home Muffin

A friend that makes you feel better with advice/hugs while also baking you home-made muffins.
That girl over there... she's my personal Home Muffin.
by Asodoph Boingberry January 22, 2009
mugGet the Home Muffin mug.

Home Boo

The side piece or friend with benefits of a gay, gangster a** foo.

Homosexual term of endearment.

Synonymous with Side Chick.
Down a** foo with benefits
"Just chillen with my Home boo, hbu?" "Chale... IDK lemme ask the home boo"
by Kewk June 19, 2020
mugGet the Home Boo mug.

Home Access

1. A online site where you, and your parents, can check grades. This site takes three years to load, fails to open, and crashes on a daily basis. Your teachers will also take forever to upload grades into it, and your parents will check the website and subsequently ground you. Almost every single time.

2. The devil
"Dude, did you check home access?" "Yeah, I failed that quiz."
by hoppersnoel December 20, 2012
mugGet the Home Access mug.

mullet home

a home with finer building materials, such as brick, in the front but with lesser materials, such as vinyl siding, on the sides and rear.
Did you see that new subdivision full of "Luxury" mullet homes and McMansions that popped up near the highway?
by eme jota ce October 16, 2009
mugGet the mullet home mug.

phone home

when you're tried to do something and it's such a disaster that you need to call in moral support and reconsider your life goals
Friend1: I just got a 12 on my assignment :(
Friend2: 12 out of what?
Friend1: 100
Friend2: Yo, at this point you might as well phone home.
by bro_07 September 26, 2018
mugGet the phone home mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email