gobble

1. a phrase used to make fun of someone who eats a loooooot of cum. sounds like the sound a turkey makes.

2. When someome pulls their finger under your chin making small or large flaps of skin appear, like a turkeys.

1. Brutha! Check out dat bitch, gobble gobble!!

2. *Lisa pulls her finger under tom's chin* Gobble, gobble.

by fer-sure September 17, 2007

gobbage

A person who sucks at whatever they do

David Betts is a gobbage ass dude.

by hiphop128 December 16, 2008

globbed

When you take a fat hit of some kind of cannabis extract(usually dabs, on rare occasions hash is substituted) and it hits you so hard that you can barely remember your own name

Tyrone: yo, come thru. I just picked up some Errl
KuntaKinte: On my way rn, fam.

**between 5 and 10 minutes later**

Tyrone: Yo nigga, you good?
KuntaKinte: yeah man, I'm just globbed up
Tyrone: Good, because it's your hit

by Fro (aka Smokey) February 4, 2017

Cock Gnobbling

The act of twisting and pulling on a cock for maximum pleasure. Often played in competitive manners. The champion of a Cock Gnobble competition is often known as the Cock Gnobbler King.

Karan's mom loves cock gnobbling. I hear she went all-state and won the shiniest piece of tin foil.

by Mr Tumnus 12345 September 23, 2010

Gobbledock

A cross breed of a chicken and a turkey
comes from the word gobble, the sound a turkey makes and dock A random F**ked up word

Park ranger:...And to your left you will find a gobbledock..
Tourist 1:ohhhh
Tourist 2: woahh..amazing its a f**king gobbledock
Tourist 3: I know its awsome yeh?
Tourist 2: Yeh, its f**ing insane, mate

by Azn-Peice-of-sh*t April 10, 2008

gooben gobben

when you have uncontrollable vaginal leakage and it has a foul oder.

Sally looked down and her pants were wet. She has Gooben Gobben.

by Ass monkeyfart August 6, 2008

gobble gobble

The sound a mouse makes when imitating a turkey

Mouse: gobble gobble
Person A: Its a turkey!
PersonB: That it is.
Mouse: Haha I win.

by Doctor of Zoology May 14, 2015