Bruce the Goose

Bruce is a Canadian goose, named by the students of Illinois State University. Depending on who you ask, Bruce has been

a. Harassing the students of ISU over his local nest made with his wife Lucy, which cannot be removed due to Federal Law
b. Protecting the students from evil outside forces.
c. Replaced by another violent goose who is not really the kind Bruce the students know & love

There has been fan art, goose merch, memes and more made of Bruce the Goose, and he is a campus celebrity.

"Bruce the Goose was surrounded by police today to stop students from picking fights with him"

by BillNyeGetsMeCrunk April 17, 2019

Lil goose

A girl who is cute and funny, but is really small

" she is just a lil goose. "

by Chicle July 24, 2016

Goose Bite

When a male puts his fingers into a female's vagina and begins fingering her, meanwhile he clamps down on her pelvic region with his thumb imitating the bite of a goose.

Tiger Woods gave a mean goose bite to that hooker and now she is limping

by butt muskateer April 13, 2011

emo goose

A Goose listening to sad xxxtentacion songs through his headphones.

Me: Hey look its an emo goose
Goose: "MOONLIGHT UH MOONLIGHT YUUH"

by coolkidthatiscool April 29, 2022

Goose bulbs

When you light up like a Christmas tree when something that a 1D fan has done that is very bad

She’s done something so bad it gives me goose bulbs.

by A directioner stan September 27, 2020

Goose Bulb

When you light up like a Christmas tree when something that a 1D fan has done that is very bad

She’s done something so bad it gives me goose bulbs.

by Goose bulb gang September 30, 2020

Goose Wayne

Flea market version of Batman

Did you see that Dr. Phil episode with Goose Wayne?

by Disportum December 3, 2019