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Godsmack

I don't know you, so don't freak on me, I can't control you...you're not my destiny...

~Straight Out of Line
by sonicsmash May 5, 2005
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godel

godel is when you try to yodel while sucking a cock
tysoe was godeling on top of the mountaintop
by lucksack October 8, 2008
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Godsmack

The hardest bitchslap you'll ever fell in your entire life
Rob: After a argument with my lady-boss, she gave me a huge Godsmack, and man did it hurt

Kim: (slaps Rob) You Fking Sexist.
by HellRaiser305 June 12, 2010
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Marc the Spark malarky clown swedisco dmitri goddess

From the latin "marcus sparticus swe'disceranus" This is the ultimate nickname to give someone, and only once you have reached mach 3.9991347592 can u achieve this...(see definition of mach rating)
a man was walking down the street. He saw a guy with long blonde hair crossing the road. As he saw this he exclaimed, "The saviour has arisen! long live lord Marc the Sparc malarky clown swedisco dmitri goddess...
by Staaaaani June 19, 2004
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godshopped

The manipulation of scientific data to provide evidence for intelligence design.
Did you watch that beautiful episode about intelligent design?

Yeah, as usual, the producers totally godshopped all the complex images of nature and left out rational explanations provided by evolution.
by SampleOne September 25, 2010
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Gods

N-th dimensional beings that both created the universes, and destroyed them. They are nearly immortal since they control time, and have powers beyond all, including control of all the dimensions. The most powerful Gods are Ancients, who are creators and destroyers alike, and can only be described as N+ dimensional beings.
God does not exist. The Gods do.
by detranova December 1, 2003
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goddess

Example:

You : bla, bla, bla, Aphrodite is a greek ancient goddess and bla, bla, bla...

St-Ban : You know who's a goddess?

You : Hera?

St-Ban : Nope.

You : Athena?

St-Ban : Nope.

You : Then who is, you ignorant prick?

St-Ban : Your mom. Especially in bed.

You : I hate you.
by St-Ban May 17, 2010
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