goat hot

Really, really, really hot. So hot that even a goat wouldn't be able to stand it. Typically occurs during really humid weather, especially while working outdoors doing manual labor.

We'd been working in the sun all morning and I was goat hot.

by Casey Mayfield March 3, 2007

Mega Goat

A large goat, big horns, big head and big balls

Did you peep that mega goat hes a monster!!!!!!

by Myron dueshay April 11, 2010

Goat Fluff

A curly tuft of hair found in the chin reigon. Often accompanies buffalo fluff.

That kid had alot of goat fluff.

by WackyWalrus August 23, 2009

Stoked as a goat

1. Stoked to the uppermost degree.
2. Something is going well and you're feeling the need to express you're enthusiasm at it's sucess.

1. On a good day you say "I'm stoked as a goat!"
2. Situation example: You've just done some particuarly nice welds and the girder is properly solid as an ox. So you say: "Ahhhhh, Stoked as a goat!"

by DuneFish January 31, 2004

Naked Goat

A goatee grown without any accompanying hair above the mouth (i.e. no stache). A Soul Patch in and of itself does not qualify as a "naked goat" because it is normally not substantial enough to require an accompanying stache for the sake of aesthetic balance.

I had to do a double-take when I noticed he was rocking the Naked Goat tonight. Only a man with supreme confidence would venture off into that territory.

by [e-mail] October 9, 2008

Ze Goats

When a group of males, preferably African, masturbate to a goat. This group will form a circle with the goat in the middle. Once the last male ejaculates, the Ze Goatsing ceremony will be over.

Me and the boys went out for drinks last night, after we went to Carter's place to Ze Goats.

by vindad July 13, 2017

Throat Goat

A slooooooot that doesn’t need to come up for air when slurpin that nut straight from the source.

That girl Jessika is the original throat goat, She gobbled that thing so fast I got Down syndrome.

by Smdlymi July 18, 2020