best friend goals

showing your undying affection through being assholes and quoting vines

Kate and Lauren are the truest example of “best friend goals”

by avocadobae May 30, 2018

pulling the goalie

When your significant other stops using birth control in order to get pregnant.

Dude 1: Hey, when are you and Rachel going to have a kid?
Dude 2: I ain't the one with the uterus. I'm gonna let her decide when she's pulling the goalie.

by nicklby October 20, 2012

Colon Goalie

A colon goalie is someone who does NOT like to have anal sex.

Guy 1: Hey man, are you a colon goalie?
Guy 2: No way dude!
Guy 1: Hahah, I never knew you liked it in the ass!

by KillCam November 1, 2008

Goals

When two things go together well or you wish you could be like them.

Gab and Rayna are friendship goals

by Invisxble October 9, 2016

Setting goals & Smoking bowls

The activity of being productive, yet able to enjoy some doobage now and again.

Coined by midwestern author Doug Milam the the mid-1990s.

"the week of Final Exams was a blur... We were settin' goals, and smokin' bowls".

by Queefus Minumus, Summoner of Bollockings October 13, 2003

goalski

to score a sweet goal, or an awsome person

yell goalski wen yu score a goal

by some guy657687066446 February 28, 2009

Goalgasm

During any European Football/Soccer games, whenever a goal is scored, the announcer of the game will scream barely understandable things, often in foreign languages, and scare anyone who happens to be watching the game.

--------------------A goalgasm in action------------------------
Announcer: Vozisov takes it the the net, he fakes out the goalie, and OHHHHH^($)^ GREATEST DAY OF *&^$* AHHHH! HE TOTALLY WANTACKASHI! YAMAMOTAKA!!!

Disturbed family watching: ...
How about we go out for ice cream.

by The 24 June 14, 2011