Relationship Goals

Something everyone wants with their bf/gf where they have the perfect relationship and everyone is envy of them.

Liza and David are relationship goals, they are SO cute together!

by Yeetmaster782 November 18, 2017

dick goal

A woman' junk; vaginal; pussy

" Look at that' dick goal I'm totally shooting at that tonight."

by jjthekid June 23, 2014

roast goals

BITCH STFU.You are not at all sexy.In fact,you're a fuckpuppet.
My idea of a perfect Monday afternoon is watching a midget ram your colon.Know why you have polio?Because you're a dickless wookie lover.Heavens to Betsy you loathsome whale fucker,why does your whole house smell like ass?
Go get fucked by a yeti.Gargle a cup of ass juice you cum sponge.
You're cool.And by cool,I mean unsightly.I hope some hobo porks you in the hole until you can't pee standing up,you spelunking anus explorer.Wow you're gorgeous.Just kidding,you're a seal clubber.Why don't you go braid your pubic hair,you dumb cum fountain.My idea of a superb Friday morning is watching a convict rape in your ear.And my two personal favorites;Drink a pint of vaginal discharge,brofessor.Holy flying fuck,you fucking queef.Go get teabagged by a gorilla in a damp alley.

My roast
Roast goals

by It's Harambe November 27, 2016

Hole Goal

Trolling for a sexual partner to penetrate, no orifice is off limits.

The young electrician went to the LGBT bar with a hole goal.

by Angry Stockholder November 20, 2019

Goal Model

Someone older than you, living their best life unashamedly.

Did you see Nanna Maureen? She was so drunk at the wedding that her and Doris popped out and went to the hotel gym to have a play on the rowing machine!

That woman is my Goal Model!

by Oogaflugen August 8, 2020

<.7.9.7.6.>!!!the time for doubt is over now you must go after your number one goal with total commitment and total self-belief!!!<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>!!!the time for doubt is over now you must go after your number one goal with total commitment and total self-belief!!!<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>!!!the time for doubt is over now you must go after your number one goal with total commitment and total self-belief!!!<.7.9.7.6.>

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 11, 2025

YOU NAH WAH GOAL!

This term is used when playing football in the Caribbean and someone messes up a perfect pass

Jden passes To Johnothan, Johnothan Misses the goal completely. Jden says ''YOU NAH WAH GOAL!''

by PCPL May 29, 2023