A German squeal is a sound performed during a sexual act. In the film Inglourious Basterds, Josef Goebels performs a German squeal while having sex with his interpreter. It is a blood curdling pig like noise.
The goal of a German Squeal is to call one of your friends on the phone while you are doing it.
The goal of a German Squeal is to call one of your friends on the phone while you are doing it.
by David Low January 1, 2010
Get the German Squeal mug.When a girl is holding on to a ceiling fan while its turned on and the guy is holding himself up by her waist and keeps pulling himself up to have sex.
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A video in You Tube that shows a big German man slapping another man who looks like the German version of Joe Dirt.
Just type in 'German Bitch Slap' in You Tube and you will get a detailed version of this type of slap.
Just type in 'German Bitch Slap' in You Tube and you will get a detailed version of this type of slap.
by Sucka Mutha April 6, 2010
Get the German Bitch Slap mug.After anal sex before pulling out, one punches the one receiving anal sex in the kidney causing the spinchter to contract and in the same motion one pulls out which wipes any fecal matter off of the penis.
I was fuckin' Jessica up the poop chute last night and I knew I was pokin' a turd so I gave her a German Snowplow before I pulled out so I wouldn't have an intense clean-up afterwards. I still had a stinky dink though.
by Travis McKenna January 28, 2006
Get the german snowplow mug.Step one: Invite a bitch and an enemy to your house. Make sure enemy arrives one hour after girl does.
Step two: Feed bitch dinner consisting of excessively spicy Indian, Mexican, Jamaican food and a bag of dried apricots.
Step three: Go to the front door and ass pound that bitch like you're a gorilla on Viagra.
Step four: when enemy arrives open the door and then quickly jump out of the away. Revel in glorious revenge as that diabolically spicy shit rocket explodes in enemies FACE. Enjoy a hearty chuckle as that ass hat loses his dignity, his eye sight, and suffers third degree burns as the molten shit melts his face off!
Step two: Feed bitch dinner consisting of excessively spicy Indian, Mexican, Jamaican food and a bag of dried apricots.
Step three: Go to the front door and ass pound that bitch like you're a gorilla on Viagra.
Step four: when enemy arrives open the door and then quickly jump out of the away. Revel in glorious revenge as that diabolically spicy shit rocket explodes in enemies FACE. Enjoy a hearty chuckle as that ass hat loses his dignity, his eye sight, and suffers third degree burns as the molten shit melts his face off!
guy 1: remember Jeff?
Guy 2: you mean the guy that stole your pack of gum?
Guy 1: Yes. Lets just say certain steps were taken and he no longer enjoys the luxury of having a face
Guy 2: *shocked silence*
Guy 1: Yes thats right. He endured the burning turd torpedo that is the german shrapnel
Guy 2: you mean the guy that stole your pack of gum?
Guy 1: Yes. Lets just say certain steps were taken and he no longer enjoys the luxury of having a face
Guy 2: *shocked silence*
Guy 1: Yes thats right. He endured the burning turd torpedo that is the german shrapnel
by Raging mountain goat March 22, 2010
Get the German Shrapnel mug.A device, exactly like a condom, but with sack protection. It is used for sexual intercourse with really dirty bitches that will give you the HIV by looking at them, yet busting a nut at the moment overrides any rational thought.
Friend 1-"Hey man, do you have a german shower curtain? I'm gonna be banging your mom later."
Friend 2-"Godspeed my friend."
Friend 2-"Godspeed my friend."
by The Real Baby Mustacho June 5, 2011
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a) German low-cost airline based in Cologne
b) Honour bestowed upon he who nobs a German girl for his first time
a) German low-cost airline based in Cologne
b) Honour bestowed upon he who nobs a German girl for his first time
Daniel: I flew Germanwings to Munich for Oktoberfest. There I got my Germanwings.
Alex: Not bad. But I assume she had hairy armpits?
Alex: Not bad. But I assume she had hairy armpits?
by coazeau June 28, 2011
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