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nose-gating

The act of driving slowly in front of someone, often preceded by cutting them up at a junction.

The nose-gater ususally drives at around 24.5 in a 30 zone. This can be due to a number of reasons:excessively new car (worried that air friction may scratch paintwork); old age (can't see, reaction speed gone); kids in car (irrational spawn-protecting behaviour); Micra driver (inexplicable) etc..

The opposite of tail-gating. Especially prevalent when you are trying to get somewhere in a hurry.
"Stop nose-gating me, you c***ypie!"
by marlinemcdagger February 5, 2010
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Balloon-gate

A scandal w national security implications
Balloon-gate is coming soon.
by Crazy Bernie February 6, 2023
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Gate Experience

When a man inserts his penis on another man's ass and says "gate" and desert 4, forest 3, tundra a7 as a way of saying "faster"
Hey did you see Andy doing the Gate Experience on Kyle? Man must have been rough.
by Dee's Nats September 28, 2021
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Tent Gate

When you take a girl from Denzel Curry and shag her in your tent (whilst using protection) whilst your boys are at Netsky.
Oh shit bro did ya pull a tent gate last night?
by Pinoyboy12345 February 17, 2019
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hells gate

A common urban method of disrespecting a defeated opponent, or humiliating a person who is asleep or KO'd. The person sprays pepper spray in their anus and defecates on the defeated/asleep/KO'd person's face.
"Yo this kid was lying passed out on the sidewalk so I opened his eyes and gave him the Hells Gate

"Is it weird that I enjoy Hell's Gate-ing random homeless people on the street? I always keep a spare can of Mace just to be safe."
by Yung Cunty April 23, 2017
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The Gates of Janus

A book written by Moors murderer Ian Brady. I’m reading it right now and it’s really good.
Despite being a child murderer, The Gates of Janus is a good read. I like to see the world through a murderers’ eyes. Even if that seems pretty morbid. Ian Brady was a very interesting man, despite his killing spree.
by Death Menace December 14, 2022
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gate licker

Someone (especially those with overhanging buck-teeth) who cannot resist the urge to fall over into a metal-sheet gate, leaving a dent, damaging the innocent gate/fence.
I just saw gate licker this morning, I’ve warned people to keep an eye on their fences.
by Dansk35 August 29, 2023
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