Gage Slyman

A person who destroys somebody's dreams by pulling out their happy trail.

He just had to be a Gage Slyman and pull out my happy trail at lacrosse practice.

by foreskinlover October 15, 2010

Gage

A DUMBASSS!!!!

ur such a Gage

by tyronecoachella January 22, 2023

Gage

A piss baby

“You’re being such a Gage right now.”

by Bonqueefa November 24, 2023

gage

a bottom

"WOAH, look at that gage"
"HOLY SHIT THATS A BIG FAT GAGE"

by ababababaabbbababaaba January 1, 2023

Gage

Usually a man with a very large penis who is excellent at rowing, gets “too many bitches to handle

Stranger- “who’s that absolute chad with the 9inch shlong?!”
Literally any female- “oh my gaaawd, it’s Gage!”

by President. Jinping November 21, 2021

Gage

The act of performing hardcore doggy style.

“Hey baby, want to get gaged?”
“Sure, come and gage me.”

by Joe P. Moneyman February 3, 2023

Gage

Dyke

Gage is a dyke

by Homeboyg December 6, 2022