The Blind Gummies

The Blind Munchies as experienced by a person, usually a senior, who needs but does not have serviceable dentures.

Man, I got such a serious case of The Blind Gummies on my 70th that I hit up the 7-11 for all of its chips.

by The Texian September 5, 2018

Gummy

dont mess with him scary asf tho fr fr

Dont fuck with (Gummy)

by Lmaojf September 22, 2020

Gummy head

when someone gives you head, but they have no teeth.

Your grandma has given gummy head.

by Jesus has left the chat September 13, 2020

kentucky gummy

Ken· tucky gum· my / kən-ˈtə-kē ˈgə-mē

1: Fellatio performed by a resident of a

Kentuckian nursing home or retiree

community.

I stopped and got a Kentucky Gummy while visiting Grandpa at the old folks' home.

by KaptainKillbilly December 11, 2020

ur mummy a fuckin gummy

The forbidden phrase. If someone mutters this, japan will be nuked 2 times again, The Universe explodes, Big Chungus dies.

Kevin: ur ancestors incestors
Bob: Not so fast, fucker.
Bob: Ur mummy a fuckin gummy
*Japan gets nuked 4 times in total, the universe collapses, big chungus dies of obesity*

by Daboder2 December 30, 2018

Nummy Gummy

You oral gel that mouth fuck hole, and go to town with all that numbness, with those gum.

Bitch, put that gel in there for that nummy gummy.

by Fairisright December 21, 2022

gummy sunhead

Refers to Young Sunny Gumhead.

Gummy Sunhead: Uhhh.. it's a gummy day... why not wear a gummy outfit?

by gumhead February 22, 2023