Grease Horn 

Another word for your cell phone. Meaning that it is used to pick up grease (aka women, guys, booty call, etc...). Often used to describe a phone that gets ridiculous amounts of calls, texts and picture messages resulting from hitting on people and greasing them up like a boss.

"Heey, why didn't you pick up the grease horn last night?"

"Sorry man, it wasn't working, there was much too much grease so it was pooched for the night"

"Ahhh, I get it. You salty dawg you!!!"

Grease Horn by IngridtheCat July 20, 2012

grease & peace 

when someone (usually a woman) starts having sex with someone but its not good to they leave before the other persons finished.

That dude from last night had no idea what he was doing, so I had to pull the grease & peace on him.

grease & peace by apymbal123 September 24, 2012

Grease Monkey 

When you are cooking with grease in a pan or fryer and it pops flinging grease out.

Watch out for the grease monkeys! They will burn your hands!

Grease Monkey by Tfrickndizzle April 27, 2015

grease napkin

Somthing that's at a whataburger

When someone throws a grease napkin at whataburger in your face

grease napkin by Msyew October 6, 2015

grease stash 

A stash before puberty. A peach fuzz stash, if you will. Mostly in men with black facial hair. A grease stash is a stash which looks like you have grease on your upper lip.

"Did you see Seth with that grease stash? Like dude wipe your upper lip off. You look like a pedofile."

grease stash by Lousteezy December 14, 2015

Grease trapper 

The act of a three some where the person on the bottom collects all the drippings

Every Friday I look forward to being the grease trapper

Grease trapper by Dirty -J- October 3, 2016

grease trap 

The act of a threesome where one person catches all the drippings

Last night I volunteered to be the grease trap

grease trap by Dirty -J- October 3, 2016