National do whatever your girlfriend says day

Every Saturday is do whatever your girlfriend says day.

Guy 1: come over Saturday
Guy 2: Cant its National do whatever your girlfriend says day.

by Batman0909 October 4, 2020

girlfriend

Something you should protect and cherish with your life and if you're a good boy you'll get lucky at night. XD

Mine is the best, look at her and I'll kill you. >.>

by sex toy~ August 20, 2003

Girlfriend of the Porky Scotcher

A fucking ugly bitch who goes out with the Porky Scotcher.

Who's the goofy cow taking a shit in the white van?

That's the girlfriend of the Porky Scotcher.

Fucking ugly bitch.

by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle May 16, 2009

internet girlfriend

See also: lonely, loser, geek, nerd or mastrubation.

C'mon guys, I really DO have a girlfriend. (What he doesn't know is that his "girlfriend" is actually a 6ft-one 350lb. inmate with an internet pass in the prison library.)

by Hasenpfeffer March 19, 2005

girlfriend bomb

When a male you are interested in casually reveals that she has a girlfriend (intentionally or otherwise).

I really liked this guy, but he dropped the girlfriend bomb

by JessLouise May 9, 2008

Recession Girlfriend

Not necessarily the prettiest girl of the bunch, but one who works in a bar or store and can get you free stuff. A girl to have on your side.

"My friends with hot girlfriends live at home with their parents while my Recession Girlfriend serves me free drinks all night long at the bar near my own apartment."

by Fans of Mr. T...fool! July 15, 2009

camp girlfriend

1) the girl that teenage boy forms a relationship with while attending a summer camp. Since camp dating occurs outside of normal parental supervision and in an environment tailored for fun, camp girlfriend relationships are typically more intense and more intimate than regular relationships; participants will often explore and experiment with camp girlfriends in ways they would be too nervous to in a regular relationship. However, due to the brevity of the camp experience, these relationships leave little lasting impression. A well-adjusted teen will rarely mention his camp girlfriend to his regular friends and may forget her name by Halloween.

2) A relationship with any person, event, or idea that is taken up with great passion and fervor, only to be coolly discarded a short time later when circumstances change.

Jared's such a loser, school started a month ago and he's still talking about his camp girlfriend.

Management is making a big deal about the new TPS reports, but it's just their latest camp girlfriend. Nobody will even remember why we needed them in a couple months.

by Rrhoma August 4, 2009