France

"France is a country you drive through to get to Italy. That's all it's for."
-James May

France is France

by YourLocalFBIAgent February 14, 2022

The Breath Of Marsailles and Versailles (France).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of Marsailles and Versailles (France).

by TheGravelOfASoler January 22, 2025

France

A shit country full of gay activists

France is more like a 5th world country

by France=bastard country June 8, 2022

France

Hell

I went to France just to see Paris, until realizing the not only Paris but the entirety of the country is just one hellhole.

by Montemountainmontana December 26, 2022

France

Country known as the romance country but is actually a shitty place with lots of assholes

-"I went in France"
-"I'm sorry for you"

by Somebitchstolemyname June 14, 2020

The Breath Of France (V-Sync)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of France (V-Sync)

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

France

The equivalent of getting sixty 100s on math where your average goes from 88.98 to 90, but get one 0 and the average turns to 23. Also shit country.

WW1: Absolutely kicking German ass on the Western front; no credit
WW2: Gets invaded easily due to many internal problems and eventually fighting off the nazis; bullied for eternity.

The country and food are beautiful, the people aren’t.

Wehraboo: France sucks! They lost in WW2
Historian: *pulls sandal out ready to beat ass*

by weird eye the science guy March 3, 2019