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Real Bike

A Real Bike. Meaning REAL expensive, Real heavy, and Real slow, but most importantly Real out of style. Specifically used to demean younger sport bike riders and pressure them to also purchase some POS Harley-Davidson to help justify their own shit investment. Real bikers typically only ride their real bikes to real bike events that consist only of real bikes.
Hey kid, why don't you get rid of that crotch-rocket and get yourself yourself a real bike?
by TheKawasakiKid February 4, 2020
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real dreams

when a person has dreams that are so real, they can't decipher reality from dreamland.
My dreams are so crazy, I never know what was real vs. a dream until I get up & continue living life. Shit is always real dreams, yo!
by GlazeHer November 3, 2016
mugGet the real dreamsmug.

My real

My brother, my homie, tight friend you grew up with and kept it 100
My real when u have beef wit a nigga I got your back, let's body this niggas yo!
by India Terrell March 6, 2008
mugGet the My realmug.

this is not real life

an angieism used when something is outrageous, unreasonable, or inconceivable.
mr. welsch passes out an frq so hard that it makes you want to kill yourself. "this is not real life" describes the overall difficulty of the question and the consensus of the class that we have no idea what we are doing.
by thisisnotreallife1993 November 13, 2010
mugGet the this is not real lifemug.

real-fake

A real-fake is anything that is fundamentally fake, but is still treated legitimately real in certain contexts. Real-fakes are different from knock-offs, which approximate the real thing, but never claim to actually be the real thing.
These bootleg Wayfarers aren't knockoffs, they're real-fakes because they have the Ray-Ban logo on them and they are cosmetically similar to genuine Ray-Bans, so that the glasses appear real.

My girlfriend and I got real-fake married to qualify for better financial aid. In principle and on paper, our marriage is real, but in practice we're still just dating.

In college, I lived with 14 of my friends in a single house. We jokingly decided to make it a real-fake fraternity and hang letters over the balcony, but the experience was almost like living in a real one.
by dsveddy September 27, 2018
mugGet the real-fakemug.

pavo real

pavo real, peacock, pheasant, turkey
Pavo Real: Peacocks are large, colorful pheasants (typically blue and green) known for their iridescent tails. These tail feathers, or coverts, spread out in a distinctive train that is more than 60 percent of the bird’s total body length and boast colorful "eye" markings of blue, gold, red, and other hues.
by robert545 June 9, 2011
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real meal

They called Holyfield the real deal until that fight with Tyson when he got his ear bit off, he then became to the "real meal".
by xxmikeoxhugexx September 15, 2022
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