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fixs

someone who chill and cool and vibes
your a fixs!
by 23veaq3 March 23, 2023
mugGet the fixsmug.

come fix my wifi box

girl: come fix my wifi box😏

boy: okay bet 🐱🐱🐱
by contralto July 26, 2021
mugGet the come fix my wifi boxmug.

I Fixed It With My Ocular Visoion I

I Fixed It With My Ocular Visoion I
I Fixed It With My Ocular Visoion I
by ExeeloguiexE April 14, 2025
mugGet the I Fixed It With My Ocular Visoion Imug.

footrub-fix

A temporary state of bleary-eyed contentment dat a mushy-hearted dude wif a major foot-fetish experiences after having majorly massaged da warm pliable shapely tootsies of one or more cute gals for extended periods. Said swimmy-brained satisfaction can also be assisted/extended if one or more of said blinky-eyed sweeties jerks/sucks him off during said delightful tactile-activity encounters, as well, so dat he doesn't still suffer wif a raging boner afterwards.
Guy, as he's leaving a group of amusedly-smiling hot chicks after warmly/gratefully thanking them for their having obligingly "allowed him inside their sandals": "There --- I've gotten my footrub-fix for the day! So now I can more-serenely go on about my errands around town, without constantly wanting to grab every pretty barefoot-or-flipflops-wearing young lady I see, plop her startled/bewildered self down on a nearby bench or grassy lawn, and totally burnish the calluses off of her lovely toes and slender arches with my thirsting hands!"
by QuacksO January 26, 2023
mugGet the footrub-fixmug.

Feed-fix

Acquiring food when you are really hungry
I'm really hungry and need a Feed-fix
by Butterflymorph28 August 6, 2021
mugGet the Feed-fixmug.

Fixing the fence

A euphemism for licking out the taint, the grundle, the fleshy fun bridge.
Oh man, she properly went about fixing the fence last night. She'll be picking hairs out of her teeth for weeks!
by Grablar Grundle April 12, 2020
mugGet the Fixing the fencemug.

Fix

I didn't say anything about me you piece of shit you need to get fed an aluminum bat.
Hym "What you need to fix is what you're doing there you dumpy Midwestern slut. No amount of doing what you're doing is going to un-print that 'I am jay' t-shirt you piece of shit. I spent my entire adult life trying to stop EXACTLY THAT FROM HAPPENING and I gave you an EASY OUT and you REFUSED TO TAKE IT! And for what!? To stop a retard from being what he is by stopping me from being what I am. Solidify that caste system you got going on here? Sweep the bloodstains under the rug? Psychologists aren't even going to be allowed to write about how fucked up what you're doing here and why? Placate fucking solipsists. Even your God can't save you from what you are. No amount of dunking your head in a lake or lying priests is going to undo what you are.'
by Hym Iam July 14, 2024
mugGet the Fixmug.

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