Farm Handjob

It’s when you get a handjob from a… wait its not that i just looked it up, its a job on a farm apparently. That’s lame

Hey you want a farm handjob?

… I’m busy with getting a handjob from a farmer.

by Crackhead Craigslist March 18, 2022

Marble farm

A grave yard. A way of describing a grave yard as growing marble grave stones.

Grandma died the other day, gotta head over to the marble farm.

by shinobi_girl13 July 28, 2011

Farm Face

A Farm Face is a Portsmouth slang word used to describe somebody from one of the several Middle Class suburban Farming Villages near, but NOT IN the City of Portsmouth. A Farm Face usually lives in a Posh Farming village such as Purbrook, Horndean and Hambledon.

"Did you see that straw-chewing Country Farm Face in here earlier? I bet he drinks in The Woodman with all the other middle class country bumpkins"

by Paul Foxton August 10, 2021

mushroom farm

The workplace. The place where they keep you in the dark all the time and feed you shit constantly.

I woke up one day and realized that I work in a goddam mushroom farm.

by another guy named steve June 23, 2012

sac farm

A house typically on a college campus where the lesser of the male species congregate

Person 1: hey Lisa you want to go to that party?
Person 2: at the sac farm? SURE

by Girlyoulike June 10, 2017

Sludge Farm

1. A word used to describe the inside or general area of one's anus. The general fecal production area within the body of an animal or human.

2. A farm whose whole purpose is to produce sludge, the sweet nectar of which Sludge Monsters devour.

1. Chuck - "It was my girlfriend's time of the month so I pounded her right in the Sludge Farm"
or
Josh - "If you need me i'll just be on the toilet, tending to my Sludge Farm"
or
Judith - "There was a core meltdown within the Sludge Farm's reactor room, causing an immediate evacuation of all personnel to the nearest exit. A new pair of 'personnel catching equipment' will be required."

2. "Do you remember when we visited the Sludge Farm last year? Those jars of sludge we bought were delicious and went great on waffles."

by Cooked Cactus May 1, 2014

Sankow Farms

Hill-Billy farm with a whole lotta cows. Red-necks and weirdos.

Wow, that is a Sankow Farms.

by HOTCORN November 17, 2011