The clam’s a little funky

Reference to a smelly and or unclean vagina.

Not tonight babe. The clam’s a little funky.

She pulled down her panties and the smell..... well let’s just say the clam’s a little funky.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

funky spunky monkey

the funky spunky monkey is the act where a big bold black jazz artist slams his girl in a funky calm way and then ejaculates inside her vagina

girl : did you just funky spunky monkey?

guy: yeee gal, right in yo puss ( he says in a jazzy sound )

girl : omg you're so thoughtful

by jakesweg May 21, 2016

funky breath monsta

the power bequeathed upon a women's pussy, referring to the pussy as it's own entity...

You need to beware the funky breath monsta.

by Dr. sSinister December 3, 2009

Funky Brewsta

A large man who wears balck and dances reeaally goofy.

HOLY SHIT! its the funky brewsta!

by Jeremy March 30, 2003

funky dog bitch

A low life person with no goals or dreams. Subject to do anything with anybody at anytime.To be disappointed or disgusted with someone.

I thought you were my friend you funky dog bitch.

by King T. August 16, 2006

funky badonkadonk monkey

The greatest insult ever

Guy A: You suck.
Guy B: You're a stupid fucker.
Guy A: You're a dumb cocksucker.
Guy B: You're a poop sucker.
Guy A: Your mom eats shit.
Guy B: You're a funky badonkadonk monkey.
Guy A: ...dammit.

by Cosmixmaster June 4, 2003

Funky Hot Dogs

This is when a person has a barbeque but before cooking the hot dogs they insert them into a real dogs' pussy. Hot dogs should remain in the pussy for at least one hour to attain full funkatude.

At Kevin's BBQ, he served some high quality Funky Hot Dogs and they were delicious

by Pimp Master K Strikes Again March 31, 2003