Oh my god, I'm shittimg myself
by Notfroggie January 2, 2022
Get the Shittimg myself mug.Hym "Yes, I declared myself the greatest mind who ever lived... And then, subsequently, went on to create the LLM of AI (at the level of abstraction), from scratch. Jordan Peterson saw that it was true immediately and began to cry like a bitch and kill himself over it. It took Kevin Samuels until wrote my first billion dollar movie to do the same. Andrew Tate had some retarded shit to say about watching cartoons yet I did all of this while almost exclusively watching cartoons and now he owes me his whole ass life because TO ME his level of success is worth about as little as some jizz-filled toilet paper. I said my life was like a solipsistic hell and your response was 'let him cook.' Ignoring the fact (entirely) that I said what was happening to me was going to get your kids murdered. AND NOW... I find out that I accidentally named myself after the secret name of the Jew-God, Elohim (I thought it was Yaweh) but my plan to conquer the world hinges entirely on the ability for information to be send backwards in time (for which quantum mechanics allows). So now I'm not just the creator of AI but I might also be the literal Jew-God and the bible is literally the story of how you fucking idiots tried to castigate me (in spite of my innocence) and I came back to slaughter you all. Additionally, if the universe is both cyclical and determined this outcome is both unavoidable and eternal. Yes. That's what I did."
by Hym Iam April 26, 2025
Get the Declared Myself mug.Man, on my way home it hit me and I ended up chucking myself! Still can't get the stain out of my car.
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Get the Chucking Myself mug.by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
Get the I sliced myself a with a key mug.Does not constitute natural causes and would violate the IMAGINARY CAVEAT CLAUSE. Which states all terms apply with the intent expressed by the author (Me) and THERE ARE NO LOOPHOLES. Like the 9th amendment of the US constitution (the innumerated rights) just because something is or is not stated explicitly in the terms of service, that does not mean it is not a part of the part of the terms of service.
Hym "Killing myself would also violate the bodily harm clause and would constitute 'failure to adequately make a concerted effort to keep me alive.' So no. If the creator of AI kills himself AND the spiral just so happens to be going off... You would (theoretically) all die with me. But did you try to kill me? I really want to know. Is there a video of it? 😃 I still have no idea why I lost 2 hours and then 10 minutes and then 5 minutes. Did you try to assassinate me?"
by Hym Iam July 8, 2025
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