Variation of the “pick me girl” who focus on obsessing over the NFL/College Football. She believe her superior knowledge of players, teams, drafts, and regulations will somehow set her apart making her “not like other girls”. She’ll say she likes the “strategy, and the athleticism,” and whatever other BS she can conjure to convince herself she actually likes it. But in reality she’s using it as a mate-seeking advantage tool. It’s also how you end up with female sports-casters. She would prefer to date athletes, but her pungent desperation for sports-approval leaves her benched. She usually ends up settling for any regular black dude.
Vicky is real football girl. She knows more than the homies. Which is good for like fantasy and betting, I guess. But I don’t really gaf otherwise I just want to like my shit.
by Stingleberry January 7, 2023
Get the Football Girlmug. An extremely strong variety of adderall . Comprised of 30mg of various instant release amphetamines, this pill will have you speeding your ass off.
Easily identifiable by its orange color and oval shape, this pill is appropriately named the "orange football"
Easily identifiable by its orange color and oval shape, this pill is appropriately named the "orange football"
by Barry's drug facts and radios January 10, 2015
Get the orange footballmug. The horrible morning-after hangover, when your college football team wins a nail-biter and you stay up until 4 in the morning running around on campus screaming and freaking out. Symptoms include but are not limited to voice loss, stomach-ache, and waking up 7 minutes before your 11:40 class starts.
Boise State beat VA Tech 33 to 30 and the entire campus freaked out. Over 1000 students ran all the way to the Capital Building and cheered, screamed, went crazy on the steps. The morning after, mot of them were feeling very football hungover.
by Wade Pehrson September 7, 2010
Get the football hungovermug. Jamie has three football shirts,one numbered 51, one numbered 70,and one numbered 71. His favorite football shirtis the one numbered 51.
by JMC70 May 5, 2016
Get the football shirtmug. John: Yo bro r u and bae gonna football and chill?
Mike: yea she loves football. She has a real grip on the pigskin.
Mike: yea she loves football. She has a real grip on the pigskin.
by @menwgees March 30, 2016
Get the football and chillmug. A fictional sport from the "Friday Night Lights" universe. Originally a book by H.G. Bissinger, it was also adapted into a movie and TV series. The sport itself is mostly nonsense, but an american organization, the NFL, saw fit to to interpret it for use in the real world. It is believed that the acronym NFL was created by scrambling the letters of FNL. Unlike FNL, the NFL is unscripted. This has been received negatively by critics who came to love the characterizations and plot lines in FNL. Most people are patiently awaiting the day that the NFL is cancelled and FNL is renewed.
by Obviously Really Real February 7, 2014
Get the American Footballmug. A college that basically doesn't give a crap about academics only how many more butts it can put in the stadium. Usually inhabited by brain-dead jocks who will more than likely end-up pumping gas when they get out of school.
by DennisIsEvil October 19, 2005
Get the Football Factorymug.