Monkey Farming

Two people having sex while wearing gorilla costumes. A banana in the bum and penis in the vagina , while watching Planet of the Apes and making monkey sounds

The wife and i got bored and did a little monkey farming before the costume party.

by Krakatoa Balboa October 15, 2018

stat farm

A organization that gathers biased statistics usually to influence political discourse

Informed electorate Pac, they're a stat farm.

by jvanouw March 9, 2017

Alt Farming

The practice of using alternative accounts to farm rare starting items in an online video game to be transferred to a single account.

I did some alt farming and got tons of gems really quickly!

by Mattjod July 29, 2021

Sludge Farm

1. A word used to describe the inside or general area of one's anus. The general fecal production area within the body of an animal or human.

2. A farm whose whole purpose is to produce sludge, the sweet nectar of which Sludge Monsters devour.

1. Chuck - "It was my girlfriend's time of the month so I pounded her right in the Sludge Farm"
or
Josh - "If you need me i'll just be on the toilet, tending to my Sludge Farm"
or
Judith - "There was a core meltdown within the Sludge Farm's reactor room, causing an immediate evacuation of all personnel to the nearest exit. A new pair of 'personnel catching equipment' will be required."

2. "Do you remember when we visited the Sludge Farm last year? Those jars of sludge we bought were delicious and went great on waffles."

by Cooked Cactus May 1, 2014

Sankow Farms

Hill-Billy farm with a whole lotta cows. Red-necks and weirdos.

Wow, that is a Sankow Farms.

by HOTCORN November 17, 2011

dick farming

When a girl goes clubbing and gets guys numbers for the purpose of having sex with them later (farm the numbers and pick them later)

Girl 1: hey he is attractive, add his number to the dick farm
Girl 2: this will be my tenth one tonight!
Girl 1: I love dick farming!

by Lucolas May 19, 2016

Marble farm

A grave yard. A way of describing a grave yard as growing marble grave stones.

Grandma died the other day, gotta head over to the marble farm.

by shinobi_girl13 July 28, 2011