Literally stands for Designated Ugly Fat Friend. This is the bitch who comes out of no where to cockblock you when you are about to get a chick home with you. She is often recognizable by her fat ass, bad hair and sour disposition. Her main goal of the night is to fend off any advances on her friend so she will have company at the diner when she is stuffing her fat face with an omelet and a side of disco fries while she bitches about anyone and everyone. The D.U.F.F can be defeated with a high level wingman, but you will be expected to return the favor; a job not for the faint of heart. A naked D.U.F.F often smells like a box of crayons.
"Dude, I was about to bag this chick, but then her army of D.U.F.F's came out of no where and pulled her away. She must be a Volleyball player!"
"Did you Fuck the chick at the party?"
"No Fuckhead, I got Duffed!"
"Did you Fuck the chick at the party?"
"No Fuckhead, I got Duffed!"
by LexDimonds July 31, 2009
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F.O.R.D. Vag stands for Fucked Over Rebuilt Dick vagina. Used when warning the homie before he gets trapped by a trans women.
Bro: what are you doing tonight?
Homie: I think finally got a shot that girl I saw at that party.
Bro: OH shit, didn't nobody tell you?
Homie: Tell me what?
Bro: Naw dog, she sporting F.O.R.D. vag under that hood. Got to let you know before you test drive it.
Homie: Good look'in my boy, almost got my ass caught up being seen in that car.
Bro: Always got your back.
Homie: I think finally got a shot that girl I saw at that party.
Bro: OH shit, didn't nobody tell you?
Homie: Tell me what?
Bro: Naw dog, she sporting F.O.R.D. vag under that hood. Got to let you know before you test drive it.
Homie: Good look'in my boy, almost got my ass caught up being seen in that car.
Bro: Always got your back.
by Zombiewriter75 August 10, 2022
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A preppy, pretentious a$$ hole. Someone who talks about Lacrosse-Soccer and Hacky Sack.
A person, who wears Pastel Colored shirts, has a ton of plaid clothing and yet always has sloppy looking hair.
A person at a bar who checks the LIRR Train schedule constantly, as if it is going to change.
A preppy, pretentious a$$ hole. Someone who talks about Lacrosse-Soccer and Hacky Sack.
A person, who wears Pastel Colored shirts, has a ton of plaid clothing and yet always has sloppy looking hair.
A person at a bar who checks the LIRR Train schedule constantly, as if it is going to change.
Duke University is full of F.L.I.D
Dorian’s on the Upper East Side is the home of the F.L.I.D
"Look at that Frat guy pissing on that persons car, What an A$$hole. 200% he is from Long Island"
"Yea, I hate F.L.I.Ds they ruin everything.
Dorian’s on the Upper East Side is the home of the F.L.I.D
"Look at that Frat guy pissing on that persons car, What an A$$hole. 200% he is from Long Island"
"Yea, I hate F.L.I.Ds they ruin everything.
by GwynneTastic February 11, 2010
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D.A.F. Dope-As-Fuck
Adjective synomous with other such as cool, sweet, dope bitch'n
It is similar to the other words, but taken to the max in all instances of use.
Adjective synomous with other such as cool, sweet, dope bitch'n
It is similar to the other words, but taken to the max in all instances of use.
Some Guy: Dude, That movie was D.A.F.
Some Other Guy:Indeed it was like the greatest thing since clairvoyant's science fiction double feature cd
Some Other Guy:Indeed it was like the greatest thing since clairvoyant's science fiction double feature cd
by Jonas Hill November 26, 2007
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