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Farty Poo

When you sit on the toilet because it feels like you have to take a massive dump, but all you do is fart for 10 seconds or more continuously.
I thought I was going to drop a soccer ball sized turd in the sears but all I did was let out a 14 second fog horn blast of Farty Poo.
by XF_Golden AKA ItsGotPoohOnIt December 16, 2008
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Fartdouken

Cupping a fresh fart in your hands and throwing it in the manner of a Hadouken.
Mike: "Hey Rob"
Rob: "What?"
*Fartdouken*
Mike: "FARTDOUKEN!!!"
by Senor Wang November 23, 2010
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Fartbanger

A fartbanger is defined as a 4 cylinder (4 banger) front wheel drive car equipped with an oversized muffler. It literally sounds as if someone is farting in an empty beer can. Typically these vehicles are driven by inexperienced drivers who derive thier skills and value set from playing Grand Theft Auto and watching Fast & Furious.
In example, any older model front wheel drive car is a perfect candidate to become a Fartbanger. Just hacksaw off the factory exhaust, slap on a crappy piece of junk megaphone type muffler and viola... You have a Fartbanger. Oh, don't forget to add a really dumb looking spoiler and maybe some stickers too.
by Jason L71 December 9, 2007
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Fart and Dart

Verb:
To fart and leave others to enjoy the fumes.
See also:
Shit and Split
I like to Fart and Dart in the grocery store. It's awesome to see the expressions when people walk through the cloud with their mouths wide open.
by RenegadeRebel January 14, 2007
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Fartwheel

To fart whilst performing a cartwheel. Hilarity ensues.
Robert: Oh man! You should've seen it, Tricia hyped up this trick then ended up doing a fartwheel!

Matt: Lulz.
by Baron von Evil June 10, 2008
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"Farticulate Matter"

Those nasty mini-chunks left in your boxers after an excessive big push.
Dude, I gotta go to the can, I think I blew some "Farticulate Matter" into my DKNY's. That push was way over the top.
by wpgbrainscanner October 12, 2008
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fart graveyard

A chair or couch so big and fluffy that people feel compelled to bury entire populations of farts in it, on the premise that the farts will stay put if left undisturbed. This assumption is generally true until the farter gets up or until someone else sits down.
Dude #1, sitting down:

Oh! G-d! I'm trying to relax, but right now it smells like I'm giving a homeless guy a rim job!

Dude #2:

That's our couch, man. And don't move too fast getting up, it's a fart graveyard.
by MakeItStopItHurts August 31, 2010
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