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eleanor calder

she's an influecer on social networks, and louis tomlinson's girlfriend

elelovers! she does blackfishing, they can't defend that! defend her if they reduce her to a man, but being racist is not defensible!

reducing her to a man is misogyny
say he's racist (he is) as he does blackfishing IS NOT
by jjjjjjjd October 31, 2020
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Eleanor

people named Eleanor are generally total bitches. If you meet one, you should definitely slap her in the damn face
by Elliesux2k14 February 4, 2014
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Eleanor

Eleanor is a self absorbed bitch, she’s never had a boyfriend but she thinks that every boy has a crush on her. She talks about boys staring at her and you get so fed up. When she finally gets a boyfriend you’ll be trying to have a normal conversation with her she starts bragging about her BoYfRiEnD. She says she’ll hold his hand yet when you tell her to actually do it she does an annoying scream and waves her hands about like an ceiling fan on drugs
‘Are you going to hold his hand or what Eleanor ?’
AaAaAaAaA *waves hands* I cAn’TtTtTtT
by hugs_for_drugss November 23, 2019
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Eleanor

A stupid, fat, ugly cunt who doesn’t care about anyone but themselves. They also like shitty kpop
“OMG have you seen Eleanor today?”
“No”
Thank fuck
by ThePoopeePoopeeMan February 6, 2020
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Elevator Roulette

n 1: game played voluntarily or, most often, involuntarily by a person riding an elevator after expelling flatulent fury upon the interior air space of the vessel. Winners are determined by safe and undiscovered passage to intended floor without another passenger entering the space, thereby protecting the identity of the player while in transit.. The game is especially challenging in high rise buildings or during peak riding periods such as lunch or afternoon rush hour.
"Jeez, you remember those sausage & jalapeño nachos I ordered at 1:30 last night at the bar? Yeah man, they gave me some heinously crippling diarrhea this morning at work. I tried to get to that quiet bathroom on the 18th floor before the levee broke, but ended up playing a wicked game of elevator roulette on the way. Yeah man, it could have gagged a maggot. I nearly made it but got busted by a bike messenger getting on at the 16th floor. I feel so sorry for that guy. Yeah man, stunned silence."
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eleanore

an impossibly illiterate fellow, who always has good intentions, but they never come through because of the massive errors made when trying to display said intentions to others.

a common misconception.
Are you like Eleanore?
I'm like Eleanore!
Oh wait......no I'm not...
by Eleanore December 4, 2007
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broken elevator

BROKEN ELEVATOR is an emphatic declaration indicating that something is wrong on SO many levels.
Friend 1: "Dude, that stripper still has staples in her C-section, it's that fresh"

Friend 2: "Broken elevator"
by originobscure August 18, 2015
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