by Assterblaswteer March 26, 2023
Get the Butt-ass earlymug. Where an individual takes a severe beating by another individual or a group to the point they black out, before New Year, or any other holiday that has involvement with Fireworks.
Whilst taking these beatings, the victim experiences hard solid impacts from the hits they take against their body that imitate the loud climaxing sounds of a firework. If they close their eyes while taking the hits, they see flashy contrasted colors -- (similar to fireworks) if they are given a black eye, or are wounded on the eye.
Whilst taking these beatings, the victim experiences hard solid impacts from the hits they take against their body that imitate the loud climaxing sounds of a firework. If they close their eyes while taking the hits, they see flashy contrasted colors -- (similar to fireworks) if they are given a black eye, or are wounded on the eye.
Boy 1: “Dude! Wake up! What the fuck happened to you?”
Boy 2: “Oh Christ, I got ganged up and got to see Early Fireworks.”
Boy 2: “Oh Christ, I got ganged up and got to see Early Fireworks.”
by inlunier February 10, 2023
Get the Early Fireworksmug. essentially masculine: waking up with a hard-on,... a sign of good health, a throbbin' robin...
From the old ironing spray or roll on supplement 'Robin Starch'...which stiffened collars and cuffs....
From the old ironing spray or roll on supplement 'Robin Starch'...which stiffened collars and cuffs....
The first spring morning was delightful, the dawn chorus filled the air with natures song and Dave woke up with the 'early morning Robin' pushing against the duvet...
by The Daemon November 2, 2013
Get the Early morning robinmug. An anti-Semitic dog whistle used when someone is suspected to be Jewish, with references to Wikipedia's early life section, aka biography.
by Cheehuahua May 14, 2025
Get the Early lifemug. when your boyfriend or girlfriend start talking about the future and you notice that you arent in it so then you get concerned and ask why am i not in your future? and then they break the bad news, i wasnt planning on being you forever sorry
sarah- hey tom, you know when i get married the guy i want to married to would have to be extremely hot so none of our kids would be ugly
tom- what about me?!?
sarah- oh yea this is your only early dump notice
tom- what about me?!?
sarah- oh yea this is your only early dump notice
by demipse February 13, 2010
Get the early dump noticemug. Dude: Hey, he parked and took up two parking spots!
Other Dude: Yeah my friend Earl did that once a few years ago. That's swagger right there.
Dude: Yeah, that car's driver was so Early.
Other Dude: Yeah my friend Earl did that once a few years ago. That's swagger right there.
Dude: Yeah, that car's driver was so Early.
by Tony Tobasco July 16, 2024
Get the Earlymug. by An untaken name dude April 22, 2022
Get the Early lunchmug.