Evie

An individual with a massive stature who is so large that she generates her own gravitational field. This individual will lie in any scenario no matter how trivial. In addition, she will talk about her non existent issues with everyone she meets and intends to initiate sexy time with them. It is a miracle how no organs have been suffocated and flattened under the sheer weight of the evie. She is also a fake schitzo. (Do NOT wave a ping pong ball with an eye on it in front of her she thinks it has rabies)

Woah! Look at that land whale! Must be an evie.

by jareddiamondd December 3, 2024

Evie

A person named Evie is demisexual

Damn thats a Evie! They must be demi!

by Starlesscat September 18, 2025

Evie

Evie, someone who needs a good dicking from someone specifically call Curtis Schultz.

Evie get on your knees for daddy.

by Evie's Daddy February 27, 2025

Evie

Shes RLY nice and caring but has the most 𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 up sense of humour(oil up, good girl, stawp touching MEEEeeee) OBSESSED with nail varnish. Probably randomly bursts out into dance and/ or song. Also uses chav language (innit, blud.etc) Cares about u , sends videos of her all the timee instead of texting

Girl evies slaying

by Vibes-innit April 6, 2025

Evie’s type

Evie loves short funny goofy looking men. They could range from elves who just crawled out of the forest to devotes Christian’s. As long as they are short borderline ugly, and not too skinny, she would

That guys so short and ugly I bet he’s Evie’s type

by BUTTTERRBISCUT July 21, 2023

Evie Antic

A chaotic and adorable act that usually makes people smile and laugh

Ray: did you see what Evie did earlier?
Jas: yeah, it was a classic Evie Antic

by DukeRay July 26, 2023

Evie

Gay e-girl. Obsessed with Andrew Garfield and Theatre. Perma stuck plat. But an amazing friend.

Would probably love rainbows if it were Spider-Man costume🕷️🕸️. Extremely bright and bubbly, has blue hair like all queens, best wife loves you x. Is the ultimate collector of eevees.

If you find an Evie, wait for an Espeon.

by Soframycin September 4, 2023