Controlled Dive

In the ocean of life, I am the captain of a wrecking ball. Fucking shit up on my terms and never making excuses, pointing fingers, or playing the victim. Life on my terms.

Guy #1: hey man how’s it going, been a while how’s life treating you?

Guy#2: Life‘s crazy but I’m in a controlled dive

by semi-functional-addict February 16, 2022

Razor Dive

Accidentally dropping your razor (Hedge Trimmer) in the toilet while shaving your pubes

I was sitting on the toilet today shaving my pubes. My hands were all sweaty from the fear of accidentally cutting my balls again, and my brand new Philips decided to take a Razor Dive.

by Mono Penguin December 18, 2013

detective dive

When you sneak out of a class or any place you are not suppose to leave without permission.

I wanted to go home so i did a detective dive out of math
Or
We were just walking past the fire escape when me and Chewit did a detective dive out of schoool

by rentboi May 25, 2005

moof diving

The act of eating out or being eaten out by a canadian. A take on the popular "muff diving", just with a canadian accent. Out = Oot, Muff = Moof.

Danny went moof diving last night, eh?

by nspa4568 January 20, 2009

Swank Dive

A dive bar with top shelf liquors and spirits including specialty cocktails. The ambiance is comfortable, but one can wear sneakers and street wear.

Let's grab drinks at this new Swank Dive.

by Leelo Dub June 27, 2014

Doily Diving

The act of performing oral sex on an elderly woman.

Disgusted Roommate: "I walked in on Gary doily diving again. I told him if he doesn't stop, I'm kicking him out."

by Rocketkoala August 5, 2012

hive and dive

The act of booping a beehive and running away. Similar to "ding dong ditch" but with bees.

Hey, do you want to go hive and dive to fuck with the bees?

by ZRoyalViking July 30, 2015