In the ocean of life, I am the captain of a wrecking ball. Fucking shit up on my terms and never making excuses, pointing fingers, or playing the victim. Life on my terms.
Guy #1: hey man how’s it going, been a while how’s life treating you?
Guy#2: Life‘s crazy but I’m in a controlled dive
Guy#2: Life‘s crazy but I’m in a controlled dive
by semi-functional-addict February 16, 2022
Get the Controlled Dive mug.I was sitting on the toilet today shaving my pubes. My hands were all sweaty from the fear of accidentally cutting my balls again, and my brand new Philips decided to take a Razor Dive.
by Mono Penguin December 18, 2013
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We were just walking past the fire escape when me and Chewit did a detective dive out of schoool
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We were just walking past the fire escape when me and Chewit did a detective dive out of schoool
by rentboi May 25, 2005
Get the detective dive mug.The act of eating out or being eaten out by a canadian. A take on the popular "muff diving", just with a canadian accent. Out = Oot, Muff = Moof.
by nspa4568 January 20, 2009
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by Leelo Dub June 27, 2014
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by Rocketkoala August 5, 2012
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