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Ding Dong Shit

Kids game invented in 2024, in which a person rings a random house’s doorbell & then speedily defecates on the stoop as they run away prior to the door being opened.
Marty & Chris were killed last week as they played Ding Dong Shit.
by CrackManson July 7, 2024
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Ding Dong Dicking

The art of Ding Dong Ditching but instead of ditching you whip out your dick and scream " Ding dong, suck my dong!".
Dave: Did you hear what happened last night?
Chad: No, what?
Dave: Adam ding dong dicked Jessica!
Ding dong Dicking
by Dong Master Erebys January 7, 2020
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Sing-a-song-ding-dong

🎶 Sing-a-song-ding-dong 🎶 -Sue
by flodung April 9, 2023
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Ding Dong Doofus Fuck

A name fitting those who do stuff like going outside in the winter without a coat and complain about how cold it is.
George: When I jumped in the ocean no one told me I was gonna get soaked!
Joe: you Ding Dong Doofus Fuck
by Incognito_Man January 11, 2021
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Ding dong ditch

When you send a bitch a nude & she leaves you on read
This girl on Christian Mingle just ding dong ditched me 😢
by BillyBlobThornton June 23, 2021
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biggest ding dong

biggest ding dong award goes to egg/ grace
by egg the dolphin October 18, 2020
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Ding dong schlong

Crap my ding dong schlong took 20 erotic damage
by Fadgy December 9, 2020
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