deja vu

I've been in this place before, riding on the streets.... and this is as far as most people get before forgetting the rest.

Me: deja vu I've been in this place before, higher on the streets...
Friend: What the fuck Jeff? You don't even know the rest of the song?
Me: ok then you sing it!
Friend: deja vu I've been in this place before, higher on the streets...
Me: Bruuuh, you don't even know the rest of the song?
Friend: Fuck off suck my peen
Me: *Furiously googling* And I know it's my time to go
Calling you and the search is mystery
Standing on my feet
It's so hard when I try to be me uoooh!
Deja vu
...
Friend: ...

by jwooooooooooooooooooooooooonas September 18, 2019

deja vu

Jerseys reaper.

Don't build a deja vu.

by Mom what's my name again? May 19, 2019

Deja poo

When you have changed your babies nappy/diaper and then they immediately fill it again

I swear I’ve just changed that nappy/diaper... it’s like Deja poo!

by Sampster January 4, 2020

deja ri

deja ri (déjà ri) in French, is the process of randomly remembering a random funny event or experience and laughing about it. Other people around you may give you a weird look because they do not know what you are laughing about.

The name deja ri, is similar to deja vu, something that you have already experienced before, but with laughing at something.

Person 1: *randomly starts laughing*
Person 2: why are you laughing all of a sudden?
Person 1: oh, I just remembered this funny moment that happened 6 months ago
Person 2: oh, so you had a deja ri?
Person 1: pretty much, yeah

by AkyrosXD January 18, 2024

deja spoo

That moment you are banging someone and you realize you had sex with them a while back, but had forgotten all about them.

I think I'm having a "deja spoo" moment, suddenly she looks familiar...

by Fry guy22 July 13, 2017

Deja BJ

When you recieve a BJ equally as good to a previously received BJ

Mike: yo man i got deja BJ when I got head from felicity last night

Andrew: bro it reminded you of Stacy, that’s crazy man.

by AverageBiBoy May 9, 2018

Deja crap

An explicative used when you discover that your latest unique and brilliant thought has been posted on the internet, discussed, criticized and probably dismissed already.

Tom: "What do you call a pig with laryngitis?"
Dick: "I don't know, let me look it up on Google."
Tom: "Wait! ..."
Dick: "Here it is. The pig is disgruntled."
Tom: "Deja crap! I came up with that on my own just now!"
Dick: "Uuuhuh ..."

by Wonton2 September 1, 2013