carmel hole

A hole in your pocket for the use of touching or playing with yourself. Generally found in men's pants.

I'm jackin it through my carmel hole!

by not my real name69 April 19, 2010

Carmel apple

A female's big booty shaped like a apple, known as a "applebottom", that is the shade of carmel. Mostly common with big bootied light-skinned black or latino girls

"Vida Guerra has a thick carmel apple mmmmmmm!"

by Antonio Daniels July 5, 2008

carmel valley

The place where all the valley kooks live. All of the Douch bag jocks go surfing in del mar and trash the beach. And the home of the sophmores that say the word "FUCK" all the time.

sophmore1: yo man Lets go to the fucking highlands in carmel valley
sophmore2: no fucking way man, there are to many fucking fuck freshman there
sophmore1: Fine, then I'll go to my fuck home and watch fucking porn with my fuck girlfriend

by none of you buis April 10, 2008

Carmie

Carmie is the ship name for Carmen and Jamie.

Carmie is actually real.

by Jammie_Dodger05 March 15, 2019

Carmen Electra

The most incredibly hot chik who has ever existed. She's a bitch for marrying that Dave Na-fucking-varro faggot, but i'd eat my dick to get a chance do her.

A Carmen Electra in your hand is better than two Pam Andersons on your bush.

by Deejai August 7, 2004

Carmelo Anthony

American basketball player for the NBA's New York Knicks. Born May 29, 1984 in Brooklyn, NY. Widely considered by anyone who isn't a complete retard to be the most overrated athlete in the history of ANY sport. Ever. Fool's gold. Plays defense like France did in WW2. Scores 25ppg, yet is directly responsible for other team scoring 50ppg. Only player in league history who can lead league in scoring yet make his team significantly worse. Is to NBA as Donald Trump is to the business world. Lazy, slovenly, self-serving; the perfect Knick. Would need to average 20 assists per game and give entire salary to homeless for next 10 years to be elevated to the status of merely selfish.

Billy: "Man, I gave Shaniqua $5 to buy a scratch off and she won $5000. Not only did she not give me any, she didn't even pay me back my $5!"

Johnny: "Dude, she really Carmelo Anthony'd you on that deal."

by jokeinthebox May 16, 2011

Carmanda

A Beautiful Woman. Normally blond. Very charming and loves to smile. Absolutely loves coffee and sugar! She's very kind, Caring and sweet. Almost to a fault. She is sought after by Manny men. However her heart belongs to one and only one. She ALWAYS looks out for those in need. However very likely to get fed up with various topics. She hates to hurt others. As well as loves to bring them joy. Sometimes i think she would sacrifice herself for a cause but never a selfish one. Carmanda is a girl worth protecting in any man or womans arms, Because she is the sweetest, Most attractive and Loving/lovable female ever. If one sought to be with someone named Carmanda, You would need to hope she isnt taken already. A Woman named Carmanda is not a girl someone can just pickup. Oh yeah, I almost forgot. They NEVER look both ways across the street. Not even one way infact! A girl named Carmanda is very easy to fall inlove with. Due to her natural charm and beauty.

Ps - I Love You Carmanda <3 >.< I Wish you'd love me back :|

Wow, man did you see that girl?' 'Yeah man she's totally going to get hit by that car!' ' No, Not that . I mean look at how beautiful she is. Her name must be Carmanda.

by Carmanda's Lover July 25, 2011