by Lady Xanax March 14, 2008
Creamy Shorts Syndrome typically occurres in a guy that's just past puberty. It's defined as an acute / rapid errectile onset that causes a guy to blow his wad in his pants and walk around school with his books in front of his genitals for the rest of the days. (also referred to as Spontaneous Human Erruption)
God Damn, that blondes playing volleyball has tits the size of a yoga ball! I think I've just had a Creamy Shorts Syndrome. Fuck, I'm outta underwear!
by Iiiieeew Hefner June 22, 2010
An eco-terrorist that specializes in applying his "cream" to his victim after hijacking a vehicular transport
by Gryffin72 August 14, 2008
by Lady Xanax March 14, 2008
What you get when you tip a seemingly-feminine vietnamese prostitue, who, upon closer inspection is a man dressed in drag.
I payed Tsung-Chin 15 dollars for some fucky-fucky. When She took off her pants, She had a dick and Gave me her Creamy nut explosion all over my New metallica shirt!
by Jacky Vengence April 04, 2009
by Frank the Tank November 10, 2004
A creamy moon pie is when a female (or male) deficates on a plate then molds it into a patty similar to how one would shape Play-doh. Then a male parter that they are sexual involved with ejaculates on the feces and the two share the fresh "creamy moon pie."
by Andrew12486! April 06, 2017