My retart buddy wiped shit all over his face to look like the cast of jersey shore, He said “bronzer cream oh yea”! And “I love poop wiped on my face this time of year”!
by Scuba Stan July 11, 2021
Get the Bronzer Creammug. To cream someone's spine is an ultimate show of dominance and thus should only transpire if the doer has the most malicious of all intents. After receiving head from a hoe or an opponent one their knees. Proceed to shove their head down and expose the bare back. Cum on the top of the spine near the meeting of the neck and back. By doing so the cum will slowly slide down the spinal ridge before arriving at the Crack and inevitably their asshole.
Hold up yo mouth hoe! I'm about to cum. Don't move lemme cream yo spine real quick. DAMN I'll never tire of creaming spines.
by AfricanMenac March 21, 2023
Get the Creaming Spinesmug. Choda cream is the greasy layer of oily sweat, dirt, dead skin cells, fecal matter, urine and ejaculate that forms over your choda...especially when you don't bathe daily.
by 011000101101001010101010001011 February 28, 2016
Get the choda creammug. The party got a little out of control and at one stage there was this chick hanging upside down on the clothes line doing Creamed Junkies.
by Captain Gyno October 1, 2012
Get the Creamed Junkiemug. by TheBomberEggAAAAAAAAA September 29, 2020
Get the bourbon creammug. Caleb: I just gave this sorority girl a cream crush!
Zack: nice man, but you better you tell her to watch out for candidiasis!
Zack: nice man, but you better you tell her to watch out for candidiasis!
by Hambonr January 2, 2021
Get the cream crushmug. A Thot who loves to slap multiple meat on the face, juggling multiple pee pees, creaming on her face everytime.
by uzi 254 May 18, 2023
Get the cream gobblermug.