the colonial

During intercourse, have a friend hide in the closet in a revolutionary war style uniform(including musket), then as you ejaculate on her face have said friend hop out of the closet and butt stroke her in the face.

My friend and I gave her the the colonial last night.

by old colonial August 1, 2008

colonize

to turn a female virgin into a good member of society.

I colonized Mandy!!

by Noaches232 December 4, 2014

colombian deep fry

To soak the male genitals in a fresh pot of Colombian brewed coffee usually to the point at which the genitals are ripe for the plucking

After that Colombian deep fry I hacked my sack off effortlessly and then went boating with Stacy.

by MamaDuck April 24, 2009

Colombian Sledgehammer

Sexual Act in which one has anal sex with their sexual partner in a pile driver position while standing on ones bed while repeatedly hammering said partners against the headboard section of the mentioned bed. Often done immediately after a session of cabination.

"I just pulled the Colombian Sledgehammer on that bitch Monique."

by Kirkanunu August 28, 2012

Colonising the conversation

When a headstrong person (often a Caucasian male) doesn’t listen to others, takes over a discussion and makes it difficult for others to contribute and actually be part of the conversation.

Person 1: Man… I couldn’t get a word in that meeting.
Person 2: Yeah, Steven was totally colonising the conversation

by Jawajawa April 2, 2022

Colonizer

refers to the white people who historically took other people's land and beat, raped, murdered, and enslaved people.

black guy: man fuck you and yo ancestors for what they did to my people
white person(colonizer): well if anything be glad that we brought modern technology and civilizing upon those places

by bitchboynjgger August 20, 2022

Colonizer

A name your friends call you for a reason you have no idea

Shut up Colonizer

by itsmebillybob May 7, 2018