Nigger Christmas

A Christmas-like "holiday" that involves "loot" and other procured items, typically after a natural disaster. ie: Hurricane Katrina.

"Man, it was nigger christmas at the Tchopuchoulas Wal-Mart today!"

by leftlaneguy June 14, 2008

Orphan's Christmas

A standard Christmas celebration held by people who aren't able to be with their birth families because they are overseas or have a difficult relationship with their family.

Often used by people who have been disowned by their parents, such as homosexuals who have escaped their conservative, small-town upbringing and moved to the more open-minded city.

"Tell everyone there's an Orphan's Christmas at mine this year. Bring a plate and the booze is on me!"

by Matti! Matti! Matti! November 25, 2011

Nigger Christmas

When a person received there Tax return and what’s to buy random shit

I’m going nigger Christmas shopping this week.

by Dr.Braxton Mofield March 9, 2021

Christmas in july

When a guy cums on a surface and the girl has to snort a line of the cum

Guy: thanks for the head! Wanna do a Christmas in July?

Girl: yeah sure

Guy: you better snort all my cum

by Tommy L Matty L September 24, 2013

christmas gear

The new clothes that people wear that they recieved for the holidays. Usually worn the first week in January and is recognized by the new clothes smell and creases left from being folded in boxes since Thanksgiving.

Steve wore his Christmas gear on his first day back from winter break and all the cool kids teased him for his shoes.

by Fatbox January 4, 2006

christmas cunt

Someone who epitomizes the essence of Scrooge. See also Scrooge

As soon as the first Christmas Tree comes up Bob turns into a real Christmas Cunt.

by ICanHazFokuz April 3, 2016

Christmas dump

A Christmas dump is such a universally experienced phenomenon when one enormously relieves themselves after the holiday season, having eaten all the good food.
This term can be used for other holidays as well, ie. Thanksgiving dump or just simply Holiday dump.

Oh, man I just had my Christmas dump, it was crazy!
I’m glad we are finally home, I have to do a Thanksgiving dump.

by StevensSon January 26, 2023