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Nigger Christmas

A Christmas-like "holiday" that involves "loot" and other procured items, typically after a natural disaster. ie: Hurricane Katrina.
"Man, it was nigger christmas at the Tchopuchoulas Wal-Mart today!"
by leftlaneguy June 14, 2008
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Orphan's Christmas

A standard Christmas celebration held by people who aren't able to be with their birth families because they are overseas or have a difficult relationship with their family.

Often used by people who have been disowned by their parents, such as homosexuals who have escaped their conservative, small-town upbringing and moved to the more open-minded city.
"Tell everyone there's an Orphan's Christmas at mine this year. Bring a plate and the booze is on me!"
by Matti! Matti! Matti! November 25, 2011
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Nigger Christmas

When a person received there Tax return and what’s to buy random shit
by Dr.Braxton Mofield March 9, 2021
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Christmas in july

When a guy cums on a surface and the girl has to snort a line of the cum
Guy: thanks for the head! Wanna do a Christmas in July?

Girl: yeah sure

Guy: you better snort all my cum
by Tommy L Matty L September 24, 2013
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christmas gear

The new clothes that people wear that they recieved for the holidays. Usually worn the first week in January and is recognized by the new clothes smell and creases left from being folded in boxes since Thanksgiving.
Steve wore his Christmas gear on his first day back from winter break and all the cool kids teased him for his shoes.
by Fatbox January 4, 2006
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Christmas Eveing

The excitement that ensues the night before a big day; similar to the excitement felt the night before opening those long awaited Christmas presents
"So, your flight for Cancun leaves tomorrow morning. Are you totally Christmas Eveing right now?!"
by pretty and poe November 22, 2009
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christmas crust

The random remnants of decor left from Christmas past.
Christmas Crust for example is the wreath that's still hanging on your door, the clearance section of Michael's in January, the Christmas lights you leave up all year long.
by TareTam January 9, 2015
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