Chowdered

When you throw up in your hand and smear it on someone else.

"Dude my girlfriend got so drunk last night..she chowdered all over me"

"Next time I eat that shitty food I swear I'll chowder all over you.

by chowder. March 20, 2011

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Kelvin Clam Chowder

The act of vomiting into a vagina and proceeding to eat the vomit out of said vagina.

Kelvin was going down on some skank he hooked up with at bar time , when he suddenly felt ill and vomited. In order to continue having sexual relations with this skank he acted as if nothing had happened and ate the vomit out of her vagina while simultaneously creating the recipe for Kelvin Clam Chowder.

by Master Bradford June 22, 2016

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chowder beard

Cum Shot Facial. When the male cums on each cheek below the eye. And the Cum drips down.

Verb. Male shoots cum across the lip and down each cheek in a beard fashion.

Girl he gave me that Chowder Beard

I look like I just got Chowder Beard

by swollen richard January 22, 2014

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