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Reverse Chode

A long slender penis with minimal pleasure.

Note: People with reverse chodes often have premature ejaculation.
Marisa: Hey, how was your night?

Ally: Horrible!

Marisa: Why?

Ally: My partner has a reverse chode. I took off his pants and he came all over me!
by gsh0t July 1, 2010
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donkey chode

The chode of a donkey, can be a noun or a verb, a term given to someone you dislike or an action that you don't like. Can be used to describe a penis of a donkey that is wider then it is long.
God, Barbara Streisand is such a donkey chode. I know she just loves donkey chodes in her mouth

He was donkey choding around when he got donkey raped by 1.78354 million giant donkey chodes

Dude you have a donkey chode nasty
by Donkey chode February 20, 2011
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Bode the Chode

Coolest mother fucker you've ever met. He has a massive cock and gets all the bitches. He is a dank freestyler and a legend of his own
by Yur Dad February 9, 2018
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Chodeband

An internet connection that is wider than it is long (see chode)

56k < isdn < broadband < chodeband
Dude, my new chodeband connection is so fat it can download a picture of your mum in less than a minute.
by Small Mike January 18, 2007
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Chode

1. Supposedly a penis which is wider than it is long.
2. Since the first definition is almost physically impossible, or at least extremely improbable, a penis which is short and thick.
1. Jamie: "Wow, his dick was three inches long and four inches wide. It was literally impossible to have sex with him. it was a true CHODE."
2. "The sex was actually really good. His cock was really short but it was so thick, he really stimulated the sides of my pussy! I'm actually sore today. A chode can definitely be a good thing, believe it or not."
by StonerWithATinyBoner November 16, 2014
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chodempole

A pole object or person, made of any material, which a man screws.
The guy used the tree as his chodempole.
by King of the Chodes June 2, 2003
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chode magnet

A person that attracts mass amounts of chode. They usually smell of "nut butter" because they are always surrounded by chode. Chode finds these people and clings on like it was a drunk fat chick at a frat party.
Do you smell that? That guys a real chode magnet...
by Edler Young November 4, 2006
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