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cell phone

A portable cancer-causing device that works by sending deadly radiation through a person's ear.
Cellphone drivers are brain-deficient.
by Anonymous April 6, 2003
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Celeste Thorson

Celeste Thorson is an American actress, model and activist born in Orange County, California July 23, 1984.

She is best known for her role as an athletic host in her action TV series, Destination X: Hawaii and Destination X: California. She has appeared in global modeling and commercial campaigns for Body Glove, Reebok, Sprint, Saturn, Samsung, Nokia, Yahoo!, BIOQUE, and Paul Mitchell.

She is ethnically diverse with Korean, Scots-Irish Lebanse, Spanish, and Apache Native American Indian heritage.
Celeste Thorson won the Model Star Award for Best USA Female Model, at the Asia Model festival awards in Seoul, Korea 2008.

Celeste Thorson lives in Los Angeles, California.
by jpadilla January 14, 2009
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cell phone

that guy with the cell phone ahead of us is going 25 mph in a 70 mph zone
by onlyonebowman January 20, 2008
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cellshielding

Protecting your space by pretending to be talking on your cell phone. See also cellular faux and phonyphone.
A mom to another one: How did we survive when we were in high school and some creepy guy was on his way over while you were by your locker and couldn't run anywhere, and no one else at all was around?? The kids today are cellshielding constantly, not even conscious of it at all.
by galcoolest August 26, 2005
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Celestapede

A nickname for a person with the name Celeste. It is a nickname that can be only used by certain important friends.
Get out of here, Celestapede!
by dana&emma January 10, 2011
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Cell Phone DJ

Douchebags who walk along with their cell phones playing music like a miniature 1980's Ghetto Blaster.
Steve: "Wheres that tinny, irritating music coming from?"
Tom: "The douchebag over there. Damn Cell Phone DJ."
Steve: "Hasnt that asshole heard of ear buds?"
by @theosus September 12, 2011
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Celestial Taro

Celestial taro is a colloquialism in the region of Katoomba .It refers to mentally unwell faux psychic females who believe ,sadly due the long term cerebral effects of morbid obesity and self imposed isolation clouding the neural pathways of their brain,that ANGELS are talking to them and instructing them to avoid persons supposedly inhabited by Satan.
The unfortunate persons believed to be inhabited by Satan are in reality just much more interesting ,evolved and intelligent people than the infected faux psychic, thus creating an uncomfortable scenario for the normal citizen.....celestial taros can be found easily for they exhibit knome statues and possess dream catchers,wind chimes and all manner of spiritual kitsch.avoid at all costs!
" that celestial taro appears to have purchased a new crate of garden knomes and fairy lights to illuminate her otherwise man less and pathetic existence.how nice."
by Smuggoth June 24, 2012
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