mormon carbomb

amormon carbomb is when you is when you take your wife and your best friends wife on a long road trip you wait til they fall asleep and you lock the windows and you let out the raunchiest farts known to earth

it's a long trip from maine to california may as well drop a few mormon carbombs on the way

by sanxity July 2, 2019

Carbonara

A carbonara is when three gay guys Jiz in each others ear and there anus, then they each shove carbonara in each others ear and anus

Jake- Hey bro remember how we carbonared
Kalani- yeah bro I've still got carbonara in my ear
Jack- yeah it's all up my anus still

Jake - wanna have another carbonara tonight
Jack and Kalani - fuck yeah big boi

by Street kid May 25, 2016

Carbon-14

A black person that behaves like a niger.

He's Carbon-14.

We went over to the ballpark but most of them people are Carbon-14.

My neighbor used to be a nice guy but now he acts like Carbon-14.

by Julius Washington September 3, 2008

carboniated

what happens when you drink sprite (or other like substances) and your bitch is jockin' yo shit

my man got locked up for that carboniated shit and had to get into a regurgitationary program to get his ass off that shit!

by does it matter? May 2, 2003

carborexic

A person obsessed with reducing their carbon footprint

My sis used to be a true carborexic.

by Laura GP February 1, 2010

Carbortion

The act of leaving a young child in a hot car so that it will die. Like a retroactive abortion for parents who want their freedom back.

Suzie hated her baby so she decided to arrange a carbortion.

by LeonGamblesausage October 14, 2011

Carbodosed

Ingesting such a large quantity of carbohydrates that could lead to a form of carbohydrate overdose. (v)

My slob of a brother passed out on the couch yesterday after he carbodosed on 4 boxes of oreos.

by Fa6etious January 8, 2012