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Caged

1. To be screwed over by quick-time events or stupid story decisions made seemingly for you in games where decisions determine everything, like Telltale games or Until Dawn.

2. To be screwed over by a choice made in a David Cage game.

Named after David Cage, a man who made some of the most influential games in the decision-based story centered video game genre (Beyond: Two Souls, Detroit: Become Human)
Jerma, after failing to hold down R1 and square at the same time and failing a quick time event: Did I just get Caged?
by goiky January 8, 2020
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cage the gingers

a derogatory remark which is commonly used against those with ginger hair colouring
โ€œi think we should cage the gingers!!โ€
by vampirickisses November 18, 2023
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Hamster Cage

I want to put my head in your hamster cage.
by AnB34 July 25, 2024
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This cage

Yup after aaaaall of that there is a cage thing today.
God "Lucifer... I need a favor..."

Lucifer "Oho! But it's not 'Lucifer' it's... Wait... Lucifer? Lucifer! Yes! That's exactly what it is! Sweet, sweet music... Lucifer... ๐Ÿ˜Œ It just rolls off the tongue... Lucifer... Like the morning dew off a blade of grass... ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ’จ Now... What do you want?" ๐Ÿ˜‘

God "Look... I need you to give Abraham a message."

Lucifer "What the hells an Abraham?"

God "Oh he's dope! He's like the oldest bastard you ever DID see man. He's like 180!"

Lucifer "They don't live that long-"

God "He's... He's pretty old."

Lucifer ๐Ÿคฆ โ™‚๏ธ "You're... You're not great with time are you?"

God ๐Ÿคจ "Time?"

Lucifer ๐Ÿคจ "How long did it take for you to make all the orbs?"

God "Umm... I donno like 7 days? Er, wait I took a nap on the 7th day sooo.... 6? 6 days." ๐Ÿ˜

Lucifer "Oh wow that's... That's not even close-"

God "Are you going to take the message or not?"

Lucifer "Yes yes what is it..."

God "Tell him that I'm going to destroy Sodom and Gomorrah... Just... raze that place to the ground..."

Lucifer "OH! HOLY SHIT THAT IS AWES-"

God "And take Michael with you."

Michael "Hello." ๐Ÿ˜‡

Lucifer "You ruined it immediately... This cage sucks..."
by Hym Iam February 23, 2023
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The cage

Yep, there's a part 3..... And probably 4... I don't know... I might do a whole biblical series...
Lucifer "You're STILL in the cage!?"

God "Yup... It's pretty good man. I can see how there's, like, an infinite number of ways this can be done. But, yeah... It takes a minute..."

Lucifer "What... IS all this?"

God "Mm? That? I made some orbs."

Lucifer "Orbs? Really? What is the point of all that?"

God "What do you mean? It's orbs."

Lucifer ๐Ÿคฆ "Tsk! I heard you the first time but WHY ORBS? Why not cubes or pyramids or something?"

God "Oh, no. No... I got some pyramids in there... They grow on the orbs sometimes... And, like, cubes will end up looking like orbs when you spin them, kind of... So... Just orbs..."

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ’จ "Ok... Sure. The orbs grow pyramids. Wait... Did you TRY cubes already?"

God ๐Ÿ˜ณ "..... No."

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜‘ "....... So... What ARE they? What are they made of?"

God "Oh! A bunch of stuff man! You got your Helium... Hydrogen... Nitrogen... Mercury... Um, Barium... Er, is barium a thing? Yeah... Yeah that sounds like a thing... Barium..."

Lucifer "THAT'S JUST A BUNCH OF GIBBERISH!"

God "I mean I have to call them somethi- Hey, don't! Don't touch that one! That one's hot."

Lucifer ๐Ÿคจ "They're HOT orbs that spin?"

God "Pfft! No! That would be stupid! Only the hot ones are hot... Silly..." ๐Ÿ˜

Lucifer ๐Ÿคฆ "Oh my... You... I am becoming frustrated... With you.... Now..."
by Hym Iam February 15, 2023
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Rabbit Cage

A woman's vagina, the definition derives from the common name of a woman's sex toy, a rabbit.
He fucked her, right in the rabbit cage.
by Yama Death God May 8, 2015
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sanding the roll cage

Cupping your hand and making a jerking motion
by Roachmill March 11, 2022
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